Making prints and sperm deathing

It just wouldn’t be Christmas if my apartment didn’t look like Charles Manson was running an arts and crafts class. Or… and that’s how you do that. Hey remember a couple years ago I made like 100 hand painted ornaments from a cast/mold from a sculpture I sculpted?  Those were… Continue reading

Krampus print set

Still busy, so this blog’s gonna be light on the charm. Krampus Prints, done, get them. the end. …maybe that was a little curt… These turned out pretty good.  Real different compositions and strengths to the different Krampus prints this year. Last year I couldn’t make up my mind on… Continue reading

Updates, Gifts, and Coloring contest

I’m busy as hell so I’ll just give you the bullet points and links. The ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS BOMB SHELTER IS OPEN Blogs, Podcasts, and comics to keep you busy until the holidays are over. All your gift giving needs can be taken care of at our ONLINE STORE  Coupon… Continue reading

I just spilled a dozen eggs…and here’s some art

 **arseniclullaby X-mas Bomb Shelter is Open*** ***STARTING FRIDAY…THE 2ND ANNUAL COLORING CONTEST, GET YOUR CRAYONS READY!*** Yeah, I bet you wanna know what you’ll be coloring? I’ll show you…in a minute…because I just knocked a dozen eggs on the floor.  Just now, like just before spell checking this blog (the… Continue reading

When I am trying to offend you…trust me, you’ll KNOW IT.

The Arsenic Lullaby X-mas Bomb Shelter is OPEN. I purposely use “X-mas” instead of  “Christmas”.  I had a fellow bust my chops a couple of times for this on Facebook…I didn’t make much of it until I started getting more emails complaining that I am somehow part of taking the… Continue reading

get some of my work before I am senile

Coupon code – birthday- is good for 25% off until Nov 25.  Code -bah- for 5.00 off ,  and code – humbug- for 20% off are good until Jan 1 2016  www.arseniclullabies.com/store Getting old sucks. Getting old sucks a big hard one.  It sucks a big fat, veiny… Once you… Continue reading

Mike Bobbit’s favorite Xmas movie- Rare Exports

Douglas asked me to write something about Christmas. So I’ll take a break from my normal writing about myself to…well…write about myself. Here’s my favorite Christmas movie and why I think Arsenic Lullaby fans should love it too. There’s a Finnish movie called Rare Exports. Roger Ebert even gave it… Continue reading

A Xmas message from Dave the Black Guy

This weeks blog from Dave the Black Guy! Christmas and Assholes It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Meh, I don’t know. I tolerate Christmas. But there is a lot of stuff I hate this time of year. I hate the cold. I hate snow. I hate crowds. (Damn… Continue reading

This weeks Podcast- Doug confuses protesters and Xmas carolers.

  This weeks Podcast is up!  You can listen below or go to http://www.arseniclullabies.com/  also available here on itunes!   (bumper music courtesy of Scream Machine and Lockjaw ) Dec 20 2014 Doug confuses protesters and carolers, describes what Cuba will be like after five years of ‘merican tourism and… Continue reading

suicide emergency instructions -SHARE-

This may be for you, this may be for someone you know, this maybe for someone you don’t even know is out there. SHARE THIS…it is very possible someone needs it and you don’t even know it I know you’re out there I’ve been where you’re at or Suicide emergency… Continue reading