I am NOT old and you will PAY!

DAMN YOU “oldies” station!  Listen to me right now…a song that came out when I was in high school is NOT an “oldie”.  YOU HEAR ME!?  Into the great wide open by Tom Petty is not an “oldie” nor is it a “classic”.  Johnny Depp was in the video for… Continue reading

This weeks insight from Mike Bobbitt! The Star Wars you never knew

Ladies and gentleman, we are proud to welcome Mike Bobbitt to the A.L. front lines!  Mike is a comedian from Detroit who recently moved to L.A. to cross swords, and make his bones as a gen-you-wine Hollywood writer.  Mike is a good egg, and he’s going to be on here… Continue reading

Mike Bobbit’s favorite Xmas movie- Rare Exports

Douglas asked me to write something about Christmas. So I’ll take a break from my normal writing about myself to…well…write about myself. Here’s my favorite Christmas movie and why I think Arsenic Lullaby fans should love it too. There’s a Finnish movie called Rare Exports. Roger Ebert even gave it… Continue reading

A Xmas message from Dave the Black Guy

This weeks blog from Dave the Black Guy! Christmas and Assholes It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Meh, I don’t know. I tolerate Christmas. But there is a lot of stuff I hate this time of year. I hate the cold. I hate snow. I hate crowds. (Damn… Continue reading

This weeks Podcast- Doug confuses protesters and Xmas carolers.

  This weeks Podcast is up!  You can listen below or go to http://www.arseniclullabies.com/  also available here on itunes!   (bumper music courtesy of Scream Machine and Lockjaw ) Dec 20 2014 Doug confuses protesters and carolers, describes what Cuba will be like after five years of ‘merican tourism and… Continue reading

suicide emergency instructions -SHARE-

This may be for you, this may be for someone you know, this maybe for someone you don’t even know is out there. SHARE THIS…it is very possible someone needs it and you don’t even know it I know you’re out there I’ve been where you’re at or Suicide emergency… Continue reading

Xmas coloring contest entries so far…

Have you gotten out your crayons, laptop, or Easter egg dye and tried your hand at the Arsenic Lullaby Xmas card coloring contest?  You could win a free shot glass!  The info AND free downloadable A.L. Xmas cards are at this link!  http://www.arseniclullabies.com/XMAScards.html You’ve been warned, you are up against… Continue reading

my plan to turn my X-mas around

Here’s another “best of ” blog from a x-mas past.  Doug conceiving of a plan to learn how to enjoy X-mas. I…am just a man…. Another Christmas is creeping up. Another year to reflect on how far off course my life is and all the foolish decisions that have lead… Continue reading

The Holidays are a kick in the back while you watch someone else smile

The Holidays are a kick in the back while you watch someone else smile not for everyone, but for some of us.  That’s what it is you watch other people smiling and x-mas sneaks up and kicks you..not in the ass…sort of just below the kidney. So, every time it… Continue reading

Mike Bobbitt, Fear and Loathing in LA

Ladies and gentleman, we are proud to welcome Mike Bobbitt to the A.L. front lines.  Mike is a comedian from Detroit who recently moved to L.A. to cross swords, and make his bones as a gen-you-wine Hollywood writer.  Mike is a good egg, and he’s going to be on here… Continue reading