Arsenic Lullaby X-mass bomb shelter

Every year during the holidays we open the Arsenic Lullaby X-mass bomb shelter.  the link below has Blogs, podcasts, and comics to get you through the soul numbing gut wrenching gauntlet that is the holiday season http://www.arseniclullabies.com/asvxmasbunker.html current podcast link below ( left click to listen, right click to download)… Continue reading

boo hoo hoo the Native Americans…PASS THE TURKEY.

Nothing is more tiresome than well meaning wannabe intellectuals ruining things for everyone.  I say “well meaning” to be kind but if you put a gun to my head I would say “people who want to feel smarter than everyone else” Every thanksgiving we have to hear from these cretins… Continue reading

Funny is funny…and there are reasons.

“The key element in any attempt at humor is conflict. Our brain is suddenly jolted into trying to accept something that is unacceptable. “ Gary Larson Stay with me for a minute, and you’re going to learn an awful lot about comedy writting. Every once in a while some back… Continue reading

Mars Attacks flagged cards

Back in late summer I was contacted by Topps and asked to be part of the 2013 mars Attacks trading card set.   To be more specific and less impressive sounding, I was asked to draw sketch-cards, which is what would be  referred to as “chase cards”.  “Chase cards” are  Cards… Continue reading

philosophy in lue of working

  I have a strange memory.  When I was in first or second grade, they would pass out this catalog, it was actually a four page flyer, of books you could order. I think it was called the Scholastic Book Service or something like that. You could order say “you’re… Continue reading

Oh, you support “independents” do you?

so you support independent work? Arsenic Lullaby is an independently owned property. This means I make the final decisions.  This means I decide what is funny enough, drawn well enough, and deserves to see the light of day.  No editors second guessing or putting a halt to anything because it… Continue reading

In Maine…there seems to be something…missing.

My first culture shock came during my visit to Maine or You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind…but a dimension with no football. I have been all over this country introducing people to the sick glory that is Arsenic… Continue reading

Learn from me.

This weekend I will be in Portland Maine at Coast City Comicon!  I have never been to this show or Maine for that matter. I know nothing about Maine other than the guy with the giant head who writes horror books that get turned into crappy movies lives there.  Although… Continue reading