You call THAT promotion?!

SAY MY NAME I’m going to start right off…and tell you I’m the a-hole here…probably…no…I am..MOSTLY, being an hole by complaining about the following.  I know this, but…still. Should I be annoyed when someone is listing off bios of people and they’ll mention four or five things for everyone else… Continue reading

No more TICK for me.

“exit our hero stage left.” Yes, my run on The Tick has come to a close with a grand total of one issue… “exit our hero stage right”. I’ll get into the whole fiasco later maybe, I gotta figure out how to make it entertaining…and short. Just laying everything out… Continue reading

In defense of Joss Whedon?

Here’s the headline from a recent article I’d like to address written by the Ex-Wife of Joss Whedon (maker of the Avengers, Firefly and stuff like that) because it is a teachable moment.  Not so much about if Whedon is a bag of sh*t, I couldn’t care less.  It’s a… Continue reading

Don’t bring a lightsaber to a gunfight

See this this guy? No that’s not the guy from pawn Stars, that’s a guy who was taken down and arrested at Phoenix Comic-con this weekend.  He had on his person several handguns and a shotgun, some knifes and who knows what else.  Depending on where you get your story… Continue reading

Gettin’ paid and Gettin’ laid.

In just a few short weeks you’ll be able to come and see me at the MSP Comicon. and that is the ONLY time you can see me this spring.  I won’t be at any other conventions or and any FCDB events.  I’m f*kcing busy junior.  I ain’t got time… Continue reading

You can’t say I didn’t warn them…

“You can’t say I didn’t warn them” …which is a nice way of saying “I told you so” …which is a nice way of saying “I tried to get those idiots to understand that they were headed for disaster, but they would not listen” “Douglas…can you be more specific?  You… Continue reading

You call this a brush?! (explicit language warning)

This is the kind of inking I do (below).  It’s delicate work.  You need the right tool for the job. For this I used a Windsor Newton series 7 no.0 (for every single line). I was very specific on what brush, because I use a very specific brush.  The series… Continue reading

BIG NEWS…

The big news! ***subscribers to our email updates found out about this two weeks ago…you really should sign up HERE****   Ever have good news and you have to sit on it so long that by the time you can tell everyone it feels really anti-climactic? And everyone is all… Continue reading

Just as a general rule, I don’t like helping anyone

Just as a general rule, I don’t like helping anyone… I’m talking about donating to charities here. I used to do that sort of thing, now I don’t.  I would say I had “one too many bad experiences” but it would be more accurate to say ” I had no… Continue reading

Pupinia Stewart comedy Alpha Predator

Pupinia Stewart comedy Alpha Predator I decided I wanted to do comedy for a living when I was about 12.  Let’s be clear on what that job is…it is too make people laugh. It is a tough job.  It is your job to produce a response that is at best… Continue reading