Making prints and sperm deathing

It just wouldn’t be Christmas if my apartment didn’t look like Charles Manson was running an arts and crafts class. Or… and that’s how you do that. Hey remember a couple years ago I made like 100 hand painted ornaments from a cast/mold from a sculpture I sculpted?  Those were… Continue reading

Krampus print set

Still busy, so this blog’s gonna be light on the charm. Krampus Prints, done, get them. the end. …maybe that was a little curt… These turned out pretty good.  Real different compositions and strengths to the different Krampus prints this year. Last year I couldn’t make up my mind on… Continue reading

Updates, Gifts, and Coloring contest

I’m busy as hell so I’ll just give you the bullet points and links. The ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS BOMB SHELTER IS OPEN Blogs, Podcasts, and comics to keep you busy until the holidays are over. All your gift giving needs can be taken care of at our ONLINE STORE  Coupon… Continue reading

I just spilled a dozen eggs…and here’s some art

 **arseniclullaby X-mas Bomb Shelter is Open*** ***STARTING FRIDAY…THE 2ND ANNUAL COLORING CONTEST, GET YOUR CRAYONS READY!*** Yeah, I bet you wanna know what you’ll be coloring? I’ll show you…in a minute…because I just knocked a dozen eggs on the floor.  Just now, like just before spell checking this blog (the… Continue reading

When I am trying to offend you…trust me, you’ll KNOW IT.

The Arsenic Lullaby X-mas Bomb Shelter is OPEN. I purposely use “X-mas” instead of  “Christmas”.  I had a fellow bust my chops a couple of times for this on Facebook…I didn’t make much of it until I started getting more emails complaining that I am somehow part of taking the… Continue reading

get some of my work before I am senile

Coupon code – birthday- is good for 25% off until Nov 25.  Code -bah- for 5.00 off ,  and code – humbug- for 20% off are good until Jan 1 2016  www.arseniclullabies.com/store Getting old sucks. Getting old sucks a big hard one.  It sucks a big fat, veiny… Once you… Continue reading

If you are under 30 “offensive” shouldn’t even be in your vocabulary

The only thing offensive around here is everything you are missing out on. I remember being young, one of the irritating things was old people blathering on about how great things used to be, while at the same time stifling you from making YOUR “now” great. Tired old farts preoccupied… Continue reading

My Birthday, Comedy Central, and Valiant Ent.

***some of you had trouble viewing this earlier, we fixed the code, should be fine now.  Thanks for coming back.  If you don’t feel like reading through the whole thing, here is the info on the sale –online store. Coupon code -fallcon- is good for 25% off *** FIRST… a… Continue reading

TWD spoiler Oct.25 2015

On this weeks episode of TWd- Carol having outed herself as a badass during the wolf attack decides to drop the facade and declares herself Queen of the entire town. Morgan protests and is banished…she then decides that everyone is banished and locks them all out at gunpoint, while wearing… Continue reading

Everything you would have missed.

“I was gentle as I was able and that’s the last we’ll speak of it” Al Swerengen Deadwood season 3 I will in fact NOT be at the MCBA Fall Comic-con this year (for the first time in about tens years, I decided not to go).  The whole sordid tale… Continue reading

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