“WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!”

Don’t f*ck with me, I use my brain for a living or My ideas will out live your spreadsheets I am a writer of fiction.  Unlike other professions, on top of trying to earn a living I have the annoying task of getting people to realize I EARN my living.… Continue reading

Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into…

As far as projects of my own , next on the list are a VooDoo Joe comic book story (which I am in no mood for) and more animated cartoons (which is about as much fun as writing your name on a grain of rice).  I don’t want to do… Continue reading

Get used to Mylie Cyrus and get used to liking her

  I swear to you right now, I am not saying this just for the sake of being on the other side of something or swimming against the current.  The following is my honest opinion. No sarcasm, no saying something for the sake of disagreeing with everyone. Just to set… Continue reading

a parking ticket?

  REAL BUSY THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS….HERE IS A “BEST OF” Dear parking enforcement officer… I hope writing me a ticket helped you forget how shriveled and tiny your testicles are.   Not that you need them anyway, because no woman could ever love a shriveled testicled cretin who’s only… Continue reading

Cover theory or A tale of two Joe’s

I loath drawing covers. When you are making a story and working on story pages, the key is thought and hard work.  There are a tool box full of techniques you can use to punch up the page and it is simply a matter of using your brain and figuring… Continue reading

yeah…I guess they do impair your motor skills.

So…when we last left our hero he had a handful of stitches…a prescription for painkillers and a rare day off. The results are why I try not to have free time. I noticed the painkillers had the usual warning label “don’t take with alcohol ” “will impair motor skills” ect. … Continue reading

The spider

  Goodby spider… or I wonder if that’s what God feels like. I moved out of my old apartment last month …I’ll get into more on that in a few days. But one of the many improvements over the old one (aside from hot water and electrical outlets that don’t… Continue reading

there is no hope for me now.

“You know now, like I do…there’s no hope for any of us.” or “what you want VS what is expected of you” My life, being as odd as it is often makes people think I exaggerate in these blogs. I do not. I don’t need to. These blogs are to… Continue reading

…actually…maybe you shouldn’t vote

When politics is inevitable you might as well lay back and enjoy it or advice for the politically annoyed I am going to tell you something no almost no one is saying. If you don’t know much about politics …don’t vote. Not this time. It is NOT your duty to… Continue reading

Updates Oct 16 2012

After roughly six years I have decided to move on from Mad Magazine.  I will  no longer be contributing to Mad and this years Halloween issue will be the last one featuring new “just below the surface” strips done by me. I am very proud of being in that magazine… Continue reading

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