You call that a cult?!

Easter savings and half assed cults! Wooo! Big Easter sale!  This is the part where you’d expect me to make a bunch of jokes like “savings are rising from the tomb!” or “roll the boulder from the tomb of savings!” or “you don’t need to roll dice with another Centurion… Continue reading

Worst mermaid ever…NOT SAFE FOR WORK

NSFW LOVECRAFT ILLUSTRATION When we last left our hero, he was working on illustrations for the Monsterwax Lovecraft trading card set. Among the ideas I originally sent over was this one. A million years ago I was a manager of a thrift store in a ghetto. It was an interesting… Continue reading

Temporarily no longer crazy AND coupon code

  Coupon code – spring18 – is good for 25% off your entire order at the Arsenic Lullaby Online Store.  The store loads slow AF, we’re working on it. ***this particular code DOES work with original art*** WINTER MADNESS HAS PASSED For most of my life I didn’t believe in… Continue reading

TWD spoilers for ENTIRE SECOND half of season8

Remember when I used to post running spoilers of each TWD episode on FB?  That was good stuff, especially the reactions of people who didn’t get what was going on and were mortally confused.  But…I have since come to the conclusion that me providing FB content for free, when it… Continue reading

Is TWD just an abusive boyfriend?

Sometimes I come up with a title for a blog and then wonder if I even need to write the blog?  That title pretty much speaks for itself right? Do I really need to explain the analogy.  Keeps up the same bad behavior over and over and you keep telling… Continue reading

Valentine’s day comics, sort of…

  Yeah…I got nuthin. Seems Like I’d have done some comic with cupid in it at some point, but nope…It’s not a subject a work with much, it’s too well traveled by others.  _________________________________________ When Douglas is not complaining, he and his work can be found here www.arseniclullabies.com sign up… Continue reading

I’m going to hate the Black Panther movie

A lot of the hype of The Black Panther is that it is a black hero with a primarily black cast. And this is said to be good because black kids now have a super hero to relate to.  I dunno…I realize I’m a shut in, but it’s 2018 is… Continue reading

Tooth fairies and madness

  Tooth fairies and madness Lately, I’m starting to worry that I might be losing my mind.  My mind doesn’t seem to be functioning as it once did. “yeah, that last mass email update was pretty lewd” …I’m not talking about that, and that blog was funny.  The “wad of… Continue reading

Why we are so combative and dreadful on the internet

I want to take a break for a second and try to explain what I think is going on with us and how we behave on the internet. I ask that you please just listen first, read the whole thing and don’t let the knee jerk reaction/voice in your head… Continue reading

In defense of Stan Lee and Comedy

Stan Lee Accused of sexual harassment by nurse ***warning, may contain explicit content*** Stories like this change by the hour, but the story thus far is Stan, while taking a bath, told his nurse to give him oral sex. I’ve seen some thin things declared as harassment in the #metoo… Continue reading

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