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THIS WEEKS BLOG

 Stay with me here...there's a point to all this...

 

Some things to mention, then onto the blog, and more comics at the bottom!

First order of business...I shall once again be at Comic-Con International at the usual Arsenic Lullaby booth (#2200) barring any unforeseen catastrophes. Like, my plane bursting into flames or something. More info in the coming weeks.

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  NOW THEN,...

I do what's called "traditional art".  Which means instead of drawing directly onto a tablet or computer screen or working digitally, I use pencil, ink, brush.  Well, also ruler, compass, dip pen once in awhile...but you get my meaning. I use actual physical drafting tools, to draw physical lines on physical paper.  For example, every line on the pic below was drawn by hand and inked with India ink and that brush.

 

I fear, the time is soon coming, via the rise of AI art, that people who make their work digitally instead of typing words into an AI program and letting it spit out an image, will be considered "traditional artists" and I'll be...I dunno, either like some samurai master who's name is whispered and apocryphal tales are told of...

OR..viewed as the guy who still does yo-yo tricks.

In any case...the point being that along with the usual, this week I'm adding in a few "in process" pics of what I'm working on, just for the hell of it. The story I'm working on is...long, and most pages have heavy spoilers. BUT I can show off some panels in random order as evidence that I am in fact working on the next book. These are at the stage of being fully penciled and the easiest inking done...

Eyes and facial expressions in general...inking those is hit or miss. So, I'll often leave those for last and hit them in bunches when I really feel like inking is going well. 

 

 

 

Backgrounds I tend to do last...their lines aren't a determining factor in anything. What I mean is...the line thickness of the figures and facial expressions need to be what they need to be. And everything behind them needs to be thinner. So, once have have those dialed in...I can do the lines of what's behind them, knowing how thin they need to be for everything to pop.

That was probably confusing. Lemme see if I have an example that's far enough along for you to get what I'm talking about...here we are...

See the lines of the kid are thicker than the guy further back...who's lines are thicker than what is behind him. It's the line variation that gives it all depth. It's...not easy. It's part planning and part instinct. And It's one of the reasons I ink with a brush instead of a pen. I can make all manner of line thicknesses with one tool, instead of 6 different pen sizes.

Here's a more complicated example.

Trees in foreground, trees in background, each car, and the building, all different line thicknesses. With all that in mind, pitty the person (me) who's gotta ink this. What kinda sick bastard would draw this intricate fiasco (also me)knowing someone would have to ink it? This is roughly 10inches by 6...the smaller the illustration they easier it is to ink the long lines, but more tedious doing the smaller lines...there's no happy size to do this one at.

I tried not to give too much away here about the next book, but...obviously, it's a love story.

Onto the REAL point.

An average page takes me about 8-10 hours to ink, leading me to often think about a plan B as far as career paths. and I think may have one...

I was watching Kongo the other day, well..half watching. I had it on in the background while l was working. The 1932 version with Huston and Velez not that tripe 1929 version with Boris Karloff  titled "West of Zanzibar". Boris Karloff ( famous for being Frankenstein) Is real good at being menacing, but he just doesn't make your skin crawl like was needed for this story. Huston though..yeash. Normally I root for the villain, but this movie had me going "holy sh*t, I really hope someone kills you".

 

Damn...it.  Not again with the old movies. COMICS, we signed up for comics.

Hey...this is important. I noticed something here that no one has in almost 100 years. My 2025 perspective caught an element in this 1933 movie that has gotten past everyone. I'm proud of this, can't you just be proud with me.

...Okay... Let's have it.

Okay...it's on and I don't know if my subconscious made me turn at the right time or my spidey sense went off or what but I saw it...and rewound to make sure. It felt like accidentally finding T-rex bones in your back yard or something.

 You ready? Here it is...

 

boom!

...what am I looking at? what are you doing?!

Virginia Bruce's boob!  The red star isn't on the movie, I added that for the sake of discretion.

I understand that, and I'm sure we all appreciate you not wanting to shock anyone with a still shot of a burry black and white side boob. The confusion is...do you understand the internet...that you are on...has no shortage of pictures of boobs?

This isn't just A boob. This is Virginia Bruce's boob!

what happened to you?  You remember who you used to be?

 

I used to be a guy who didn't have a picture of Virginia Bruce's boob, is what I used to be. but those days are gone.

And if you squint just a little, you can kinda make out a nipple. ...might be a pixilation, but I'm pretty sure it's a nipple.


What...what the f*ck are you doing with your time?  We're waiting for the next issue. 

You are not seeing the big picture here. 

We see it, no one cares.

...any famous woman now, there's no shortage of pics of her boobs , and even if there aren't actual pictures of her boobs, there's look alikes and photo altered images. But not of Virginia Bruce, and there never has been....think about  the tiny amount of people who have ever lived who saw her boobs...ever...and not one single still living person on this earth has, except us! You're welcome.

This would be creepy...if it wasn't so bizarre and superfluous. Not one person reading this would need any help finding a picture of a boob.

For f*ck's sake...this isn't just a picture of a boob! This is historical, is what it is.  This is like if I figured out who Jack the Ripper was. This is a famous movie, and this boob went unnoticed by the Hayes Code, the censors, it's been on cable, on Turner Classic movies...five generations of people have watched this...that's probably billions of viewers. 80 years and no one noticed!...except ME!

Alright, you've clearly been working very hard and under stress. I have the phone number of a very nice psychiatrist, who'd be happy to hear about this.

I know what you're thinking, she was more of a journeyman than a top tier star. It's almost odd she was in as many movies as she was.

Well...She was married 4 times and each time to a movie director...so,  I think we can all do the grown up math. She got a hell of a lot of roles considering she was no Mae Clark or Myrna Loy. She landed a role in Kongo? next to Sam Huston and Lupe Velez?! That wasn't based on merit, I assure you. All she had to do was act like a dope addict and not get in the way of Velez and Huston's performances...and she barely managed that.



That wasn't what I was thinking, at all... I'm just waiting out the storm until you get to the comics.

I'm diminishing my own point a bit. She was a respectable actress, and a very good voice actor.



She was a voice actor? Like for cartoons? who did she voice?

Not cartoons, old radio dramas, like Suspense.

ah...you almost accidentally swerved into something someone here might actually gaf about.

You don't gaf about it because you are uncultured slobs! and I'm trying to fix that by showing you a picture of that boobie! 
... if I had pictures of Abraham Lincoln's wife boobs, you'd understand it would be of profound importance. It would be my duty to make them available. 

I don't....that's not parallel and I don't really agree with the premise if if was.

This's probably more rare than seeing Mary Lincoln's boobs...there's probably a whole mess of people who saw her boobs, as strung out on drugs as she was. I'm sure some enterprising opium dealers blackmailed her at some point ." you want dope, you show us the boobs".

See...here's the thing. There's pornography everywhere and it's big money but the market is saturated. HOWEVER, No one's tapped into the nitch of nude pics of women from the bygone era of early Hollywood. Think of all the money I could make photo shopping nuddies of stills of Irene Dunn or Carol Lombard AND their movies are all pubic domain so, it's all legal and I don't have to give anyone a cut! Think of all the elderly people out there who don't give a rats ass about seeing nudes of the Kardashian's but grew up dreaming of Clara Bow! 

You're business plan...is dependent on the libidos of people who remember the first time they saw a light bulb. And how many of them do you think are still above ground?

... I only need a few. They're ancient, they don't know how much a nudie pic costs, I could charge a mint! "hey you wanna leave your inheritance for your grandkid to get some worthless social studies degree or see Marlene Dietrich's vagina?!"

...How did it come to this?

I wouldn't word it like that. It was probably called something else in the old timey days. like ...merkin holder, or ...what'd they call that little door on the stovepipe ovens? I bet they called it that...are you listening to me?

No. I'm weeping for the person you used to be...wait a minute, how are you going to get a picture of Dietrich's vagina?

You aren't listening. I'll just photoshop one on there. I doesn't even have to be that good. I'll just say "that's what vagina's looked like back then, don't you remember? They were all blurry and off center...what a time it must have been to be alive!"


ok...I'm going to patiently wait for you to tire yourself out


. Hmpf...I guess I'll just...post some comics

yes please...it's what we signed up for, not to watch you descend into madness.

Me drawing all day and descending into madness are tied at the hip. Just remember that.  Fine...I'll get to the comics.

Speaking of lowlife schemes, often when interviewed I'm asked who my favorite Arsenic Lullaby character is. It's actually a side character...Baron Von Donuts boss, Garry. (yes it is and can be spelled with two R's). Who, in my head sounds just like Phil Harris (he's the voice of Baloo in the original animated Jungle Book).

Here's a story featuring him AND as a bonus since I missed a week sending one of these...an extra story, this one with a demon and Ouija board.

"An average week, I guess"


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