{"id":975,"date":"2013-12-17T15:08:18","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T21:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=975"},"modified":"2013-12-24T15:55:11","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T21:55:11","slug":"last-minute-gift-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":"(updated) Last Minute gift packages!"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you are like me…you have just realized you haven’t done all your Christmas shopping…or any shopping.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Here’s a couple of\u00a0 package deals for you that will ship out the day you order.\u00a0 So, theoretically if you order even by Friday this will arrive to give some ungrateful jerk, or split it up and give a little of each to a bunch of jerks…or just keep it all for yourself and stay home.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

coupon code – solate- is good for 20% OFF!! anything on the online store!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

X-mas package no.1<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/arseniclullabies.highwire.com\/product\/last-minute-x-mas-package<\/a><\/p>\n

The latest tpb in full color autographed and signed and SKETCHED IN BY THE ILLUSTRATOR HIMSELF! to whoever you tell us to. Customized!\u00a0 Let them stick THAT in their stocking…how dare they accuse YOU of waiting til the last minute…this book EVEN HAS THEIR F’N NAME IN IT.\u00a0 And a copy of the pitch pilot episode of Arsenic Lullaby…thirty minutes of animation plus caustic commentary in a collectible sleeve ALSO sketched and signed to whomever.\u00a0 ONLY 20.00!\u00a0 That’s a savings of like…10.00 I think, I don’t have time to check, I’m also way behind.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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X-mas Package 2<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/arseniclullabies.highwire.com\/product\/last-minute-x-mas-package-1<\/a><\/p>\n

The latest tpb in full color autographed and signed and SKETCHED IN BY THE ILLUSTRATOR HIMSELF! to whoever you tell us to. Customized!\u00a0 Let them stick THAT in their stocking…how dare they accuse YOU of waiting til the last minute…this book EVEN HAS THEIR F’N NAME IN IT.\u00a0 And a copy of the pitch pilot episode of Arsenic Lullaby…thirty minutes of animation plus caustic commentary in a collectible sleeve ALSO sketched and signed to whomever.\u00a0 AND …I said\u00a0 AANNNDD… both Arsenic Lullaby Shot Glasses…these are great even if they don’t know squat about A.L. because who doesn’t need a still drink this time of year?\u00a0 or right now? ONLY 30.00 That’s a 15.00 savings …or something like that…maybe it’s 17.00 savings…whatever.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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SHOT GLASS SET ONLY 10.00 UNTIL DEC 25.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/arseniclullabies.highwire.com\/product\/shot-glass-set<\/a><\/p>\n

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Just want to drink and skip the rest of all this Holiday nonsense? Me too, sit and hide and drink. This fine shot glass set featuring images from the dark and despicable pages of Arsenic Lullaby will lift your spirits higher than any of the non stop 24-7 x-mas music on every radio station and pumped in music at stores. <\/strong><\/span>
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I guess “shot glass pair” would me more accurate, but “pair” is kinda like “couple” and that reminds us of dating ..which is why we drink anyhow. hmmm…maybe If I really want to move units I should call them the “shot glass romance” or “shot glass marriage”. In which case it’s good that there are two so they can be split up upon divorce. but I digress…<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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AND DON’T FORGET THE ZOMBIE FETUS X-MAS ORNAMENT!<\/span> each one signed and numbered!
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Don’t expect me to do this again for along long long time…if ever.\u00a0 The last time I did any kind of statue was about three years ago…and that’s how long it took me to remember what a pain in the ass it is…so..get it now.\u00a0 it also comes with a base so you can stick it on the shelf as just a cool statue with all your other collectables!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

It comes hand painted <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/arseniclullabies.highwire.com\/product\/zombie-fetus-x-mas-ornament-painted<\/a><\/p>\n

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\u00a0Also!\u00a0 There are just TWO illustrators choice official sketch cards from the 2013 Mars Attacks Sketch card<\/span> set<\/strong><\/span><\/strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The link to those bad boys is right here\u00a0 http:\/\/arseniclullabies.highwire.com\/products\/artwork?pagesize=12<\/a> <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The sketch-cards were randomly inserted into packs. According to Topps the odds of getting one are 1 in 25. at 5.oo a pack that’s 125.00 to get ANY sketch card…factor in how many other jerks were part of the sketch card program and the odds against one by ME are much much higher. <\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n

BUT…as per the agreement I got to pick some cards for myself to have returned by Topps. I of course put considerably more time and detail into those. <\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n

Each of these have been painstakingly inked with a brush to get the richest detail and line variation!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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If you are like me…you have just realized you haven’t done all your Christmas shopping…or any shopping. Here’s a couple of\u00a0 package deals for you that will ship out the day you order.\u00a0 So, theoretically if you order even by Friday this will arrive to give some ungrateful jerk, or\u2026 Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":977,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/drawing.jpg?fit=1192%2C796&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ee9g-fJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}