VOODOO JOE
The man in the mask is
Joe. An average jerk living in the Chicago suburbs who was turned into a witch doctor.. He was given the mask, magical powers and a horrible curse. He must
constantly inflict revenge on other people to keep the vague curse from
getting worse. He occasionally uses zombie fetuses as henchmen.
CARTOON SHORT coming soon
PDF sample
HERE |
BARON VON DONUT
The beloved mascot for the Keesler Snackfood
company. He is a magically 6ft talking Donut who's life
outside of show business is...unpleasant. This and his
magical ability to reappear every Moring and breakfast
time to peddle donuts...no matter what happened the
previous day, has lead him to alcoholism.
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THE ALIEN
CENTAURS
An alien race of half humanoid half cow who visit
our planet for mysterious reasons and which they seem to
view as tedious choirs.
A short of these guys was
shown on Cartoon Network
CARTOON SHORT HERE (character's appearance had been
modified by Comedy Central to suit their taste, but you
get the idea)
PDF Sample
HERE |
THE GREAT DURANTE
At one time an obscure stage magician the Great
Durante sold his soul to Satan to become the most
powerful magician on earth. Has yet to use his great
power, because he feels his on stage showmanship is not
yet up to the task. This continues to vex Satan,
who has a reputation to protect.
Throughout his
history he has been assisted by a Yeti, a diminutive
escape artist, and a red head bombshell.
PDF Samples
HERE. |
UNITED STATES
DEPARTMENT OF THINGS NOT YET TRIED.
A secret government agency tasked with developing
new...anything...by any means necessary.
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PDF SAMPLES
COMING SOON |
SATAN
Intermingling though all of the storylines is Satan
himself. No, that is not Abe Lincoln..there never
was an Abe Lincoln, which he is forced to explain to
everyone. It was always Satan and any good that came
from the Lincoln presidency was the result of the law
of unintended consequences.
CARTOON SHORT HERE
PDF Samples coming soon |
Lobi the baby with 100 brains
A shady geneticist and a lowlife
father find an ally in each other and turn his newborn
into the smartest being on earth...by surgically
combining 100 brains. The results
are...unfortunate for all involved
PDF Sample
HERE |
The Clot
coming soon |
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Old man
Hutchenson
Coming soon |
