{"id":423,"date":"2012-11-27T16:04:23","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T22:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=423"},"modified":"2012-11-27T16:04:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T22:04:40","slug":"x-mass-bomb-shelter-is-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"X-mass bomb shelter is OPEN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>For just a couple of months\u00a0a year we open the door to our holiday bomb shelter&#8230;follow this link to hide, hate, and dread the holidays safely behind our double reinforced concrete cynicism.\u00a0 The are blogs, podcasts, and comics, that while related to the holidays&#8230;involve no cheer what so ever.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/ASVxmasbunker.html\">http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/ASVxmasbunker.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For just a couple of months\u00a0a year we open the door to our holiday bomb shelter&#8230;follow this link to hide, hate, and dread the holidays safely behind our double reinforced concrete cynicism.\u00a0 The are blogs, podcasts, and comics, that while related to the holidays&#8230;involve no cheer what so ever.\u00a0 http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/ASVxmasbunker.html\u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=423\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}