{"id":4224,"date":"2016-11-12T15:04:10","date_gmt":"2016-11-12T21:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=4224"},"modified":"2016-11-14T13:21:48","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T19:21:48","slug":"in-case-you-werent-mortified-enough-i-will-be-representing-the-u-s-at-the-dutch-x-mas-comic-con","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=4224","title":{"rendered":"In case you weren’t mortified enough…I will be representing the U.S. at the Dutch X-mas Comic-con"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Just in case you weren’t mortified about Trump representing the U.S.A overseas, I will be at Dutch X-mas Con this December!\u00a0 And I’m gonna be grabbing all the…windmills…or cheese, or whatever it’s inappropriate to grab over there. And I’m gonna say “U.S.A.! U.S.A.!” while I do it!\u00a0 I’m gonna let them all know that the rest of you are just…like…me.\u00a0 I might even build a wall around my booth! Yeehaw! ‘Murica! I am representing YOU!\u00a0 There will be a big crowd at that show, and that means more Dutch people will meet ME than almost any other American…all…year…long.\u00a0 So tie your wooden shoes on tight, I’m coming!<\/span><\/p>\n

What?\u00a0 They don’t have wooden shoes over there?\u00a0 That’s not Dutch?….yes it is.<\/span><\/p>\n

Lemme check…<\/span><\/p>\n

It is! YOU don’t know what YOU’RE talking about, It’s a good thing I’m the one going to Dutchonia and not you.<\/span><\/p>\n

What?\u00a0 What is it then?\u00a0 Dutchistan?\u00a0 The United Emirate of Dutch states?<\/span><\/p>\n

…The Netherlands?!\u00a0<\/em> Are you sure? It says “Dutch X-mas con”, Are you sure it’s not the Dutcherlands?\u00a0 The Netherlands, huh? Then what is country is Japan’s Comic-con in? Japan…you see my confusion then. Well, okay the Netherlands, but that IS where the wooden shoes are, I know that much.\u00a0 That, and I lost my ass when the East India Company went out of business
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In any case, I will be the guest of Dutch Comic-con in the Netherlands.<\/em> \u00a0I’ve never been to one of their shows, so I looked at the website<\/a> and picks of past shows and it looks CRAZY fun!<\/span><\/p>\n

All I can tell you is what it looks like, because all the information is garbled. They might want to have their webmaster look for a virus because it’s all just gibberish. \u00a0“Bedankt voor jullie komst! ” What is that supposed to mean? …don’t they have spell check? \u00a0It’s like “Comic Con” is the only word they spelled correctly on that whole page. \u00a0I misspell stuff a lot myself but this is ridiculous. \u00a0“Bedankt”? \u00a0I don’t even know what word they were trying to spell there. It’s almost like it’s in some sort of code….Anyhow I’m so stoked! \u00a0I’ll have an exclusive collection for this show!<\/span><\/p>\n

More details on all this as I get them!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just in case you weren’t mortified about Trump representing the U.S.A overseas, I will be at Dutch X-mas Con this December!\u00a0 And I’m gonna be grabbing all the…windmills…or cheese, or whatever it’s inappropriate to grab over there. And I’m gonna say “U.S.A.! U.S.A.!” while I do it!\u00a0 I’m gonna let\u2026 Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[6,16],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4224"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4224\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}