{"id":1687,"date":"2014-09-13T04:19:35","date_gmt":"2014-09-13T09:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2014-11-16T23:01:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T05:01:29","slug":"fighting-off-old-age-part-1-listening-to-college-radio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=1687","title":{"rendered":"Don’t- set dogs on fire Do- announce concerts on a timely basis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Been feeling old lately…well..that’s not really true, I don’t feel old, but I have been more aware that I am getting old…that’s a more accurate way\u00a0 of putting it.\u00a0 So, to fight it off I have been listening to the college radio station. That’s what hip young people do, so I thought I’d try to “plug into the vibe maaannn.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Turns out I’m not as out of touch as I thought because I already listen to a lot of their playlist.<\/span><\/p>\n

SO, they play some version of “such great heights” that I never heard before and actually kind of liked and out of curiosity I go to their website to see if they have info on who sung it and I see THIS<\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.radiomilwaukee.org\/music\/riot-fest-preview<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Hey thanks worthless college radio station…every hour in the hour you blather on about some dumbass community social engineering bullsh*t event…but you FAIL to mention on the air that Henry Rollings and GoGo Berdello was live onstage 80 minutes from my house.\u00a0 and tomorrow Die Antword and Wu Tang Clan at the same location…YOU’RE A F*CKING RADIO STATION FOR COLLEGE KIDS…HOW ABOUT YOU MENTION WHEN THE BANDS THAT YOU PLAY ARE IN THE GD AREA?!<\/span><\/p>\n

That holds more interest for your listeners than when the “local black professionals meet up”\u00a0 is or the dumb broad who wants to organize a flyer drop to raise awareness of animal abuse…I’m not making that up.\u00a0 (http:\/\/www.radiomilwaukee.org\/healthy-living\/research-links-animal-abuse-domestic-violence<\/span><\/a>)<\/span> Yes it is\u00a0 a terrible thing that her dog got burned up…my first question would be how did someone “steal ” your dog?\u00a0 out of your own yard?\u00a0 I’ve never heard of that…I HAVE heard of plenty of dumbass dog owners who let the dog out without a leash thinking it understands one single word they are saying to it when they explain “okay, now you play in the nice sun but don’t go past the sidewalk…I’m going to go inside now but I’ll be back shortly”<\/span><\/p>\n

……”stolen from her backyard”\u00a0 I’m going to need to see video tape of that.\u00a0 This story does not add up, someone grabbed her dog , from a fairly wealthy neighborhood, set it on fire, and then let it go.\u00a0 Does that make any sense?\u00a0 I know there are sick people out there…but this is a lot of effort for no particular purpose.\u00a0 Even deranged people have some sort of methodology.\u00a0 How does a dog with burns over 90% of it’s body manage to get back home?\u00a0 It’s eye lids were burned, and it sure as f*ck ain’t going to be able to follow a sent back to it’s home. If I was the cops I’d be questioning her, because it’d make more sense that the dumb broad set it on fire accidentally or it fell into the fireplace or knocked the gill on itself and she made up the whole story.\u00a0 BUT…fine…I am a callous person and her little fairly tale may be true that someone who was just dying to burn up a dog saw a crime of opportunity.\u00a0 Whatever…her dog got hurt (because she wasn’t keeping an eye on it) and that is pretty damn sad, and I’m glad it’s doing better.<\/span><\/p>\n

And all of you giving me the finger because I don’t luuuuuuve little doggies and must hate them because I think this flyer idea is stupid, I gave a dog CPR once and saved it’s life so F*CK YOU.\u00a0 Unless you have swapped spit with someone else’s dog you are\u00a0 BELOW ME on loving little doggies.\u00a0 Pure and simple\u00a0 There is ME…up here…saving a dogs life with CPR …and you …down here…buying\u00a0 your dog a sweater.\u00a0 ( on a side note, I don’t think you are supposed to breath into the victims mouth anymore in between pushing against the chest…you’re just supposed to push against the chest…but whatever the thing lived and I am better than you)<\/span><\/p>\n

Now then…Who the F*ck are those flyers for?!\u00a0 Who’s supposed to call the number?\u00a0\u00a0 The dog?\u00a0 The guy beating the dog?\u00a0 Shall I check the neighbors dog for bruises or ask my dog to keep an ear open when he and the other dogs are talking and alert me if any of the other dogs mention being abused at home?\u00a0 Or does she think people beat their dogs on the front lawn in broad daylight?\u00a0 Shall I put my dog to human translator on so I can ask any dogs that appear skittish?\u00a0 How the f*ck would anyone know that someone else is abusing their own dog?\u00a0 Do pet abusers just beat their dogs while walking them through the neighborhood like a doggie Baton death march? Maybe this is for the people who didn’t realize setting a dog on fire was bad…and now after reading the flyer the next time they see someone setting a dog on fire they’ll call the police.<\/span><\/p>\n

By the way…it takes the police half an hour to arrive if you call 911 and tell them you are being murdered, and that’s not because they are lazy…that’s because you are the 30th person in line being murdered…It is summertime in Milwaukee.\u00a0 It’s very cold here most of the year and we stay indoors then do all our murdering between July and October ( I’m also not making that up) .\u00a0 So by all means call the police and see if they get there before the dog dies of old age.\u00a0 Actually…no…do not do that.\u00a0 Do NOT call 911 because someone is abusing their dog.\u00a0 Call 911 when it is a life or death emergency.\u00a0 Do not tie up the GD EMERGENCY PHONE LINE ABOUT A DOG BEING ABUSED.\u00a0 When you somehow see that you call the human society…they are the people who handle NON HUMAN VIOLENCE.\u00a0 911 IS FOR HUMANS.<\/span><\/p>\n

30,000 flyers is what this idiot wants to post across the MKE area, I know because I have heard the interview 30,000 times.\u00a0 AND she is going to make them look like “lost dog” flyers…well I sure hope nobody ACTUALLY loses their pet while this dumb asshole is littering the city.\u00a0\u00a0 I noticed on the website that they only actually put up 700 flyers…which makes me curious about the remaining 23,000 flyers.\u00a0 Are they sitting in boxes in her garage?\u00a0 Because that’s a fire hazard. I will also need video tape that they posted 700 flyers in the area they mention because, for those of you not living in Milwaukee,\u00a0 that is about 70 flyers per square block.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’ve heard this broads interview enough times to know it by heart, yet have not heard ONCE that half of their playlist is going to be live at a music fest a short drive from here.<\/span><\/p>\n

I can’t\u00a0 find the link to the “black professionals meet up”\u00a0 event but I’ve heard that about a zillion times too. It is a social gathering where black professionals can meet and talk about being black and professional.\u00a0 I actually described it there LESS asinine than they did.\u00a0 And by the way, to the\u00a0 88.9 fm programming\u00a0 director, I have a little news for you in case you don’t get any reports on your demographics…The only one listening to your radio station who is not white 18-25 and living in a dorm or their mother’s house is ME.\u00a0 So you might as well read announcements about that “black professionals meet up “event in yiddish for all the good it’s doing being mentioned on your station.<\/span><\/p>\n

…<\/span><\/p>\n

I could go on but I’ll just repost the link to what I am going to be missing because I wasn’t told about it on a college radio station…they could have at least put it on the back of the dog flyers.<\/span><\/p>\n

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