I’m gonna tell you something right now, the next time I have some important thing that needs to be negotiated…I’m gonna make sure a LBGT person is doing it for me.\u00a0 Because how in the blue hell do you get to have JUNE?\u00a0 That’s like the best month.\u00a0 Black people got February…you can’t have a parade in February! and how did you get a WHOLE MONTH?!\u00a0 It’s out of scale and you know it!\u00a0 You’re like 5% of the population, blacks are what…25%?\u00a0 maybe more?\u00a0 How is it you get the same amount of time?\u00a0 You should get Gay Pride Tuesday through Thursday.\u00a0 And Black History month is full of bummers.\u00a0 Celebrating people like MLK and Harriet Tubman is nice, but it’s also a downer.\u00a0 Pride month is nothing but concerts and parades, in nice weather, MAYBE someone brings up Senator Milk…and someone else says “who” and then goes back to partying.<\/p>\n
I don’t even get any month because I’m Sicilian.\u00a0 NO that’s not the same as Italian history month!\u00a0 They are two different things…what’s the difference?\u00a0 WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?!…I don’t know, but it’s two different words ain’t it?\u00a0 and even if you lump it in with Italian history month what do I get?\u00a0 A bunch of people bitching that Columbus murdered a bunch of people, some painters from several centuries ago and everybody doing Sopranos impressions.\u00a0 You know when Italian history month is?\u00a0 October. You know why you didn’t know that? because October is all about Halloween…no gives sh*t about anything else.\u00a0 What am I supposed to do? dress like Mussolini for Halloween?<\/p>\n
This is Bullsh*t!\u00a0 Yeah, I see you..laughing up your sleeve at the rest of us. “haha, these breeders left June wide open!” How the f*ck did no one else pick JUNE? You get the best month, you annexed the rainbow as a symbol somehow, and I’ll say something else…STOP ADDING F*CKING LETTERS TO YOUR NAME. It used to just be LGB, then it was LGBT…now I guess it’s LGBTQ?\u00a0 are there any other letters you wanna add?!\u00a0 Just get it over with and take them all, why don’t ya?! Just take ALL the letters, ALL the nice weather, ALL the best concerts…What the f*ck is Q doing there anyway?!\u00a0 Doesn’t Queer pretty much cover the whole thing?\u00a0 I’m not an expert, but to the general population “queer” pretty much blankets the whole thing.\u00a0 Q…that’s all you should get.\u00a0 Q and Tuesday through Thursday in early March, when it’s still cold out.\u00a0\u00a0 I don’t give a sh*t about who you can marry, I want a decent month for my nationality, I want to not have to remember another letter got tacked onto your name every two weeks, and I want to stop not being able to see the best bands because the ticket prices are two high because they are playing at some LGBTQXYZ event and you all have more disposable income than I do because you didn’t make any of the sh*tty life choices that I did.<\/p>\n
…enjoy your month.<\/p>\n
HMPF!<\/p>\n
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