{"id":15812,"date":"2018-03-20T11:35:44","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T16:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=15812"},"modified":"2018-03-20T11:35:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T16:35:44","slug":"worst-mermaid-ever-not-safe-for-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=15812","title":{"rendered":"Worst mermaid ever&#8230;NOT SAFE FOR WORK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"auto-style101\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">NSFW LOVECRAFT ILLUSTRATION<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">When we last left our hero, he was working on illustrations for the Monsterwax Lovecraft trading card set.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Among the ideas I originally sent over was this one.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"862\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">A million years ago I was a manager of a thrift store in a ghetto. It was an interesting job and since hardly anyone there bought or stole books, I had my pick of the litter as far as that goes.\u00a0 A lot of old books on illustrating would come in. These were from the 50&#8217;s 60&#8217;s and written by guys who were still alive when the era of pulp magazines was big, so I paid attention.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">One was about drawing horror stuff and monsters by some pulp magazine guy.\u00a0 He talked about the elements that are horrific on a visceral level.\u00a0 Stuff that is instinctually unnerving and creepy as opposed to a shock scare or gore. He said a monster, in this regard, has one of three elements.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">1-something missing ( a person with no mouth)<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">2-something where it shouldn&#8217;t be ( a mouth on his neck )<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">3-too many of something ( two mouths)<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">he went into the psychology of why, but I don&#8217;t recall the specifics, and i don&#8217;t know what happened to the book. The rent-a-cop at the store was a raging alcoholic and there was an&#8230;&#8221;incident&#8221; while I was reading and by the time it was over the book had gotten shuffled back into the pile.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t have time to dig it back out ( cops are always so impatient. Like&#8230;give me a minute, I&#8217;m not telling you anything anyway. There&#8217;s 12 gang members in here a day&#8230;you think I&#8217;m gonna risk my life to rat out one of them? No thanks.\u00a0 Plus, they spend a lot of money here and I get bonuses)<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Anyways&#8230;Of the three illustration ideas I showed you, this one is hands down the creepiest, and it&#8217;s because it has the second element I mentioned. -something where it shouldn&#8217;t be-<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Which would be the vagina. It &#8220;shouldn&#8217;t be there&#8221; in the spirit of the law, not the letter of the law.\u00a0 Obviously the vagina is in the correct spot for a humanoid, but in the style I draw and in a fantastical scene like this&#8230;you wouldn&#8217;t expect to see a vagina. and it&#8217;s not there in any sort of sexy way, appealing to prurient interest. It just there matter of factly. It&#8217;s not quite threatening because it&#8217;s a vagina&#8230;or is it?\u00a0 If this was a scary merman and he was lurking towards you with his penis showing, that&#8217;s be fairly threatening on an instinctual level.\u00a0 The vagina here is more of a jolt making it clear that this creature is to be taken seriously.\u00a0 It&#8217;s cartoony, in a cartoony world, but it is also jarringly real in it&#8217;s sexual aspects.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">I don&#8217;t do nudity\/pin up stuff as a general rule, because I don&#8217;t believe in objectifying women.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">bwahahahahahaaaa\u00a0 ahahahhaahaa<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">hahaha&#8230;sigh&#8230;ah, it&#8217;s the middle of the week, we all needed a good laugh.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Seriously though, it&#8217;s just not my thing.\u00a0 but I really like this illustration.\u00a0 I figured Monsterwax would give it a pass or have me remove the vag, which would be fine (shrug). I&#8217;m not one of those guys who takes it personally if something needs to be tamed down.\u00a0 and even if I was&#8230;it&#8217;s a mermaid vagina&#8230;there ain&#8217;t much ground to stand on for that being on a trading card.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">BUT&#8230;monsterwax liked it too!\u00a0 Great minds think alike.<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style328\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Of course the problem is, since I didn&#8217;t\u00a0 think this had much of a chance&#8230;the composition was half baked.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Here&#8217;s the problem&#8230;the long curved lines are creating a visual funnel, leading the eye to an area ( X ) with nothing going on.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/f2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"610\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">I played around a little with the figures in the foreground, but that just made a visual mess of things.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/three%20m1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"665\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Tried some other modifications&#8230;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/fishvag2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"404\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0I changed the cliffs in the background to funnel towards the central figure. The big curved lines are still a bit of an issue but not as much, but there is the question of how much of the curve of the hip (arrow 2) can I cover without losing the impact of the posture? and I think it&#8217;s important to be able to see at least one of her claws in full (arrow 3) .\u00a0 The curve of the knee (arrow 4) is something I&#8217;d like to be apparent, to help keep that posture impactful and if I keep the claw then I have to shift the arm in the foreground to the left and lose the knee.\u00a0 also I don&#8217;t want the vag to be the visual central focus (big red arrow&#8230;hahaha), I just want it to be noticed secondarily for the sake of creepiness. I think if there&#8217;s any implied lines leading the eye to it, it&#8217;s not as good.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Really though, do I even need the figures in the foreground at all? This is for a trading card and it&#8217;s going to be around 3&#215;4 inches.\u00a0 At that size i might be trying to jam ten pounds into a five pound bag.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">I inked this up without the figures, looks decent (still have to finish the water). It may actually be better without the other figures as far as creepy, since there isn&#8217;t much in the way of giving her scale. and without the foreground figures the lines on the cliff give it a cool effect.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/mhy3b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"749\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0I&#8217;ll do up another with the figures, and see which one they like. This is pretty easy to ink.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all organic, that takes the stress out of it. If you screw up a line on a window pain, people notice. If you screw up a line on some rocks&#8230;who&#8217;s gonna know?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"auto-style231\">the Monsterwax website is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monsterwax.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a><em> ***it doesn&#8217;t appear that this set is available for order yet***\u00a0 <\/em>I&#8217;ll give you the info when it is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\">If this behind the scenes stuff interestes you, <span class=\"auto-style231\"> a while back I did a how-to video on inking with a brush,\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J5m9fC_PIhQ&amp;t=9s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> here <\/a>\u00a0and got a lot of requests for more.\u00a0 We set up a half assed patreon page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/douglaspasz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> here<\/a>&#8230;if you&#8217;d like to see me do more how-to videos, that&#8217;s the place to chip in. That&#8217;s up to you guys, you want &#8217;em I&#8217;ll do em, but there&#8217;s a few expenses involved, and I&#8217;m not paying to teach someone else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"auto-style109\">\u00a0OUR online store is <\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arseniclullabies.com\/store\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> <span class=\"auto-style109\">here<\/span><\/a><span class=\"auto-style109\">. discount code &#8211; voodoo- for 20% off<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NSFW LOVECRAFT ILLUSTRATION When we last left our hero, he was working on illustrations for the Monsterwax Lovecraft trading card set. Among the ideas I originally sent over was this one. A million years ago I was a manager of a thrift store in a ghetto. 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