{"id":15639,"date":"2017-12-16T13:10:45","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T19:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=15639"},"modified":"2017-12-16T13:46:06","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T19:46:06","slug":"last-minute-gifts-and-website-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/?p=15639","title":{"rendered":"Last Minute Gifts and Website stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well…what is usually a time of year were the website is updated with stuff to do\/see many times a week…has this year been me not being able to do JACK SQUAT to it because of website f*ck-uppery of every kind…thanks to an “upgrade” to the “internet security firewall”.\u00a0 where in all\u00a0 sorts of behind the coding stuff got jack up by the “people” at Comodo…don’t use comodo for your website…that’s my advice for 2018.<\/span><\/p>\n

I don’t endorse stuff here, but I do non-endorse stuff.\u00a0 If you aren’t signed up for the email updates…you missed a lot of ranting about website stuff this week. \u00a0sign up for the Arsenic Lullaby Email <\/span> HERE<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

SO…let’s see what we can salvage with the remaining days of the holiday season, shall we?<\/span><\/p>\n

I’ll start today with our LAST MINUTE GIFTS SALE.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you’re still on the eye for X-mas gifts you either<\/span><\/p>\n

A-don’t know what to get people<\/span><\/p>\n

B-have not much to spend and are waiting for some x-mas miracle of cash<\/span><\/p>\n

C-don’t have anyone to shop for.<\/span><\/p>\n

Maybe the following suggestions will help.\u00a0\u00a0 Everything I show off here is at our online store<\/strong><\/a> and coupon code -humbug- is good for 25% off<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Orders in by Monday will be shipped off Tuesday morning and should get to you in time for X-mas.\u00a0 After that I’ll ship every morning until Friday and if you need it shipped overnight…let me know, I actually have a decent amount of help all week.<\/span><\/p>\n

First off, I’m making tea dyed prints again. Limited edition (very limited because I couldn’t get much of this paper this year). It’s basically what it sounds like. Paper dyed with tea…It makes it look really old.\u00a0 (blog with pictures on me doing this HERE<\/a>) Explaining it doesn’t do it justice and neither does my crappy camera.\u00a0 But, if you have been paying attention for awhile, you’ll that no one scrutinizes my work more than I do.\u00a0 I grade myself really hard and rarely say anything is more than “pretty good”.\u00a0 These tea dyed prints a f*cking cool.\u00a0 I’m doing a few X–mas images and a version of the Ouija Board print for you godless heathens.<\/span><\/p>\n

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There’s a new Voodoo Joe Print (not tea dyed, this wouldn’t look as good on that paper, looks better shiny and bold)…<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0And two collections of some of the original A.L. comic book run.\u00a0 These come with a sketch on the back.\u00a0 ***you’ll find at the store if you look, “scratch and dent” versions.\u00a0 I’ve a bit of O.C.D. so my idea of scratched or dented might look perfectly fine to whoever you gift it too.***<\/span><\/p>\n

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That’s all for now…keep an eye on the website all week for blogs and comics AND check out the “Arsenic Lullaby randomizer”<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 It’s a page with a button that will randomly show an Arsenic Lullaby Comic…there’s’ 100 different ones in the randomizer so…you can kill a lot of time.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Hide from the hideous holiday cheer that’s out here, in the Arsenic Lullaby X-mas Bomb Shelter<\/a>.\u00a0 A.L. X-mas comics, blogs, and stuff.<\/em><\/p>\n

When Douglas is not complaining, he and his work can be found here<\/em><\/p>\n

www.arseniclullabies.com<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Have friends who might like Arsenic Lullaby?…tell them to sign up for the Arsenic Lullaby Email <\/span> HERE<\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Thanks in advance.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well…what is usually a time of year were the website is updated with stuff to do\/see many times a week…has this year been me not being able to do JACK SQUAT to it because of website f*ck-uppery of every kind…thanks to an “upgrade” to the “internet security firewall”.\u00a0 where in\u2026 Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15639"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/arseniclullabies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}