THE DEVIL'S ONLY FRIEND
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SAMPLES OF STORIES IN THIS ISSUE... CTHULHU Cthulhu awakens to destroy mankind, only to find out he overslept and we destroyed ourselves. All but one, very lonely, needy survivor.  BARON VON DONUT Corporate Mascot Baron Von Donut recounts another week of pain, misery, confusion and borderline child abuse at Keesler Foods Inc.  VOODOO JOE Voodoo Joe, a powerful witch doctor living in the suburbs with a revenge for hire type business, takes on an apprentace. He does his best to train a middle aged professor on how to be evil, while his zombie fetus henchman is less than thrilled with the idea.  SAM THE MID-LEVEL DEMON A demon in hell gets a promotion and must haunt Ouija Boards. He didn't know at the time he accpeted the job, that they were bien mass produced and used by every child, and adult crackpot in the continental U.S. Things get very tediuous for him in a hurry. ( Cameo by The Great Duranti)  PLUS MANY SINGLE PAGE STORIES    AND MUCH MORE |
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