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This weeks update
FIRST gloating, then free pdf...
PATRIOTS WIN...AGAIN! HAHAHAHAAAAA
(I know many of you are not football fans,
so for listening to me gloat you get coupon code - PATSWIN- good
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HAAAAAAAA!
Pardon my exuberance, it's just been so damn long since my
team won a Superbowl. It's been what?....12 whole months!
It was starting to feel like they would never make it back to
the big game.
Now...some of you football fans may
ask-
"Douglas, how can you root for the New England
Patriots?! They cheat, they don't care what kind of lowlife is
on the team as long as he can win, and their coach is some kind
of evil super villian who doesn't seem to care about any single
thing on this planet, or in his life besides his work"
...and
I say to YOU, that within your question is the answer you seek.
How could I root for anyone else?!
Love that guy.
and the fact that AGAIN, up
until the very end of the game it looked like the other team was
going to win...makes it even more sweet. Twice now the Pats have
broken the hearts of the other team, coach, and fans.
HAhahahaa! I LOVE IT!
You see, it's not easy
being a Pats fan, most of the football world loathes them and
roots for them to lose. ...oh wait, actually it is easy,
because they always win.
They were down 28-3 at one point
and the football world laughed and gloated and meme'd...oh how
you all meme'd. Well...who's meme-ing now muthafuggas?!
oh wait...that might be an old pic, I don't think
that's the SuperBowl win from this year. Pardon me, it's
just that they have won sooooo many times that a simple google
search doesn't work. HERE is this years win.
Yeaahhhhh! Suck it Falcons! Suck it Falcon fans! Suck it
fans of other teams! Suck it football commissioner!
SUUUUUUCCCCKKKK IIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!
WE WIN AGAINNNNN!!!
So awesome. They were losing 28-3...and then scored 31
points in a row.
heh.
Okay, I am done
gloating...for now.
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