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the devil your neighbor

this is the story of a VooDoo witch doctor who lives in the suburbs and do to a curse must help people get revenge on each other.

VOODOO JOE:
Joe is the witch doctor who is very good at revenge, revenge on his behalf and the behalf of others...the problem is that he really doesn't like that job much and would much rather not have to answer his door.

JOE'S ZOMBIE ARMY:
After using one zombie fetus on a job Joe decided that a dozen zombie fetuses would be a lot less maintenance than a dozen full size zombies...so he stole a barrel full from an abortion clinic and named them after reindeer and various presidents.

EISENHOWER
Joe's favorite and only surviving fetus from his first batch.

BEN:
Joe's outside man...most of Joe's clients are referred by this short order cook.

JENNY:

A neighborhood girl scout, and the bane of Joe's existence

The Thousand Deaths of

Baron Von Donut

(MORE PICS COMING SOON)

THIS IS CONTINUING TALE OF A CEREAL MASCOT WHO MUST IGNORE THE HARSH REALITIES OF ADULT LIFE IN ORDER TO BE MERRY AND CHIPPER WHILE AND PEDALING DONUTS TO CHILDREN

Baron von donut

the spirit of breakfast snacks it is his charge to magically appear on the scene every morning to introduce bored hungry children to the joys of baron von donut brand breakfast snack...no matter what happens...every morning he reappears to do this. it has turned him into an alcoholic, who is unsure of what is more horrifying the unchanging ever smiling world of breakfast snack peddling or the ever-changing adult world of mans inhumanity to man that he observes after the children are gone.

Ray

his best friend a morbidly obese man bent on eating so much that he cannot be removed from his house to work or even appear in court for divorce proceedings.

whitey

The janitor and sometime friend of the baron.

Layla

Mr. Kesslers secretary. she does her best to keep the baron from harming himself or getting buffaloed by mr. kessler.

mr. Kessler

owner of the company that makes baron von donut snacks. he is a slightly callous immoral business man who continually persuades the baron into more and more humiliating promotions. oddly enough he has never caused the baron the physical harm that the schemes of his "friends" do.

also often seen in the thousand deaths of baron von donut

Nazis, the Chinese mob, the Russian mob, Fidel Castro, Ethiopians, and the klu klux klan.