ARSENIC LULLABY CAST OF CHARACTERS



While Arsenic Lullaby is mainly a collection of short stories, I does have some reoccurring characters and fan favorites you may want to get to know...

VOODOO JOE



The man in the mask is Joe. An average jerk living in the Chicago suburbs who was turned into a witch doctor.. He was given the mask, magical powers and a horrible curse. He must constantly inflict revenge on other people to keep the vague curse from getting worse. He occasionally uses zombie fetuses as henchmen.

CARTOON SHORT coming soon
PDF sample HERE
BARON VON DONUT



The beloved mascot for the Keesler Snackfood company. He is a magicaly 6ft talking Donut who's life outside of show business is...unpleasant. This and his magical ability to reappear every Moring and breakfast time to peddle donuts...no matter what happened the previous day, has lead him to alcohalism.

Cartoon short HERE
PDF sample HERE
THE ALIEN CENTAURS



An alien race of half humanoid half cow who visit our planet for mysterious reasons and which they seem to view as tedious choirs.

A short of these guys was shown on Cartoon Network
CARTOON SHORT HERE (character's appearance had been modified by Comedy Central to suit their taste, but you get the idea)

PDF Sample HERE
THE GREAT DURANTE



At one time an obscure stage magician the Great Durante sold his soul to Satan to become the most powerful magician on earth. Has yet to use his great power, because he feels his on stage showmanship is not yet up to the task.  This continues to vex Satan, who has a reputation to protect.

Throughout his history he has been assisted by a Yeti, a diminutive escape artist, and a red head bombshell.

PDF Samples HERE.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THINGS NOT YET TRIED.



A secret government agency tasked with developing new...anything...by any means necessary.
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CARTOON SHORT HERE

PDF SAMPLES COMING SOON
SATAN



Intermingling though all of the storylines is Satan himself.  No, that is not Abe Lincoln..there never was an Abe Lincoln, which he is forced to explain to everyone. It was always Satan and any good that came from the Lincoln presidency was the result of the law of unintended consequences.

CARTOON SHORT HERE

PDF Samples coming soon
The Clot
coming soon
Old man Hutchenson
Coming soon






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