is life and guys are simple
awhile of not knowing where to go with this blog...but aware
that the counter that hundreds of you read it. i have
decided to run it like the steve dahl show...whatever is on my
mind weekly gets put out there and people will either
find it entertaining/interesting or not based on whether or not
they find me entertaining/interesting. people are logging
in to know what makes the sketcher of cartoon fetuses tick so
that is what they will learn...until someone says it's too
non-football folks only need to know a few things
brett farve is the quarter back for the packers (wisconsin's
team...my team) who is by all estimates one of the best to
ever play the game and is on the verge of breaking every record
dan marino played for the miami dolphins and before he retired
set many of the records Farve is breaking.
to bask in my own self pity for a second...we'll go back to last
year roughly this same time, where Douglas who up until that
point thought Farve was just a very talented idiot who cost the
packers more games then he won with his "i'll just throw
the ball up for grabs if the play breaks down" style, is in
florida after driving his newly separated and soon to be ex-wife
back to her home in miami with all of her worldly possessions.
by the way...here
is the problem with divorcing someone who is extremely good
looking...no one believes YOU divorced HER and they come to you
with pity phrased in the form of "i'm sorry she left"
or "if you love something set it free" ect ect until
you feel compelled to blare out ASSHOLES..I DIVORCED HER...GOT
IT...needless to say the more you protest the more it looks like
she left you until not even a signed letter from her stating
this would convine anyone...it has gotten to the point where i
don't even believe it anymore ANYWAY continuing...
chance would have it the packers (with a new unknown YOUNG
UNTESTED coach and no superstars aside from no.4 who were picked
by experts to be horriable and to go 6-10) would face the
dolphins (picked by expercts to go to the playoffs and soundly
beat the packers on the way there) they where playing in florida...in
the dolphins stadium. on the way home from a gut wrenching
ordeal, those of you who have not been divorce...avoid it, you
are never the same again nothing takes away the baggage you
carry around knowing you had something important and now it is
gone, i drive home and stewed over whether i made the right decision
or not...every mistake i made haunts me, every mistake she made
makes me grind my teeth, and i am left with the knowledge that
"i Do" iS not the magical phrase you though it was as
a child, in fact you are less of a child at heart now, like
learning of santa clause.........SOBERING...truely sobering.
then THE PACKERS WIN i hear the end of the game on a florida
radio station in my truck. Farve had lead the no-names into
doplphin staduim and beat thier brains in, they won by two
touchdowns. "HAH how do you like THEM apples! MY team
BEAT your team."
is strange to go through an ordeal like that and then hear the
final score of a football game that has NOTHING to do with it
you or her and smirk to yourself thinking "heh how do you
like THEM apples". but it was as though the
football gods at least have spoken. and as brett farve runs up
the score on thier would be destroyers it is as though the
football gods are passing judgement and find my NOT lacking.
every td pass farve throws brings him closer to breaking marinos
all time record and in some bizarre and probably unhealthy way i
ride a "FURTHERMORE my team/QB is still better than your
team/QB and nothing will ever change that" sugar high...
cry and men live vicariously through thier sports teams