WORD FROM OUR FOUNDER
oh yeah, politics...
so what's been going on...Obama finally made up his mind on what
to do with Afghanistan. good for him it only took him three years.
that would be the entire first year of his term as president and the two
years previous of him campaigning ON THE PLATFORM OF telling us he knew what to do about it!
So his plan is to send more troops. since i don't have any
CIA intel in front of me i have no idea if this is a good or bad plan
but i do know this...it's not a plan that should have taken three years
to come up with. there where really only two choices if you are
going to "do" something...a phrase which implies you are not
going to simply stay the course. you then can a-send more troops
or b-take troops out. he could have flipped a coin. i mean
it sure didn't seem to me like he spent the last year agonizing and
wringing his hands about this decision...wasn't he on Oprah or
something? i know he's at a different White house party every week.
and he's on T.V. every Sunday on public service commercials trying to
get people to get their fat ass kids to actually put the video games down
and go outside and play.
maybe he could combine the two problems. he could sign all
these sissy kids up for the military. sure, we wouldn't send
them up a mountain with an m-16...although...their counterparts in Afghanistan,
the ten year old goat ropers, know how to shoot an m-16...but these kids
could carry supplies, wash the barracks, they could be on KP (kitchen
patrol for you civilians)
i back in the day these kids would all be boy scouts and
learning things and playing outside....and sure a couple of them may or
may not have gotten molested but we see the alternative- ten year olds
with cholesterol levels high enough to kill a texas longhorn and no
practical ability or social skills. Sure getting molested might
take a few years of therapy, but dying at age 12 from a heart attack is
really the Taliban are wasting their time shooting at us.
they are winning the long term war every day...every time they bring
themselves to cover their wives mustaches and fire a round into the
old baby machine it's bad guys-1 and good guys-0. because our kids
are fat out of shape and going to have to bring deliberators to school
with them incase that last bag of fungyuns turns out to be the straw
that broke the camels back and they have a grabber...but even IF they
don't have a stroke by fourth grade they certainly aren't going to have
the social skills necessary to get laid...and if they did, i doubt their
penises would even respond. the mind is the ultimate aphrodisiac...so
unless the woman's vaginal looks like a ps3 his brain pattern won't even
register a squiggle. and if he could he'd get an aneurism during
the act. thank the lord for the inner city or our population would
drop 45% in two more generations.
now that i think about it...inner city kids know how to shoot an
m-16. okay i'm starting to feel better, we might not be as screwed
as we thought...oh no! wait! Obama is going to fix the inner city and everybody's
going to have a job and there won't be anymore poverty gangs crime or
kids born out of wedlock to 16 year olds in high school. hmmm i bet he's
planning on doing that AFTER he fixes Afghanistan...in case we need
all the thugs and gangbangers to fight the Taliban. yeah...that's
why he hasn't done anything yet. this Obama guys...he's smarter
than he looks.