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here are the rules

1-no mercy


2-no hurt feelings


3- do not respond to a blog unless you have read THE ENTIRE BLOG

. ..and are directly addressing the blog's points

 

MOST RECENT BLOGs

Oct 11th Doug thinks new york is over rated

Oct 1st a winnable contest!

Sept 29th Doug the fly whisperer

Sept 23rd Doug responds to e-mails

Sept 22nd Doug is beside himself that you are not doing his work for him

Sept 21st Doug pushes his work off on you disguised as a contest

Sept 20 Doug gives more writing advice

Sept 9th uhm...Doug thinks we should shop at target

sEPT 4TH GOINGS ON AND CALL FOR INPUT

Sept 2 Doug gives advice on writing

Sept 1 Misc. News

Sept 1 Doug cleans out his office

Aug 25th Doug recaps the worst comic -con in recent memory

Aug 20 Doug pleads for you to use your fuckng brains when reading these blogs

Aug 17th Doug's thoughts on a Moque at ground zero

Aug 15th Doug has words for people who wouldn't leave him alone

Aug 10th Doug rembers art class

Aug 7th poerty

July 30h the cartoon pilot is done

July 29th Comic-con recap

June 25th Doug's diet plan

june 8th someone thinks Doug is "being a dick"...no serioulsy, that's what he told him...can you guess his response?

june 7th Doug says - start spending $

june 1st Doug attends LZ Lambeau

 

May 8th Doug is on a discussion panel...make that Doug IS the discussion panel

 

May 2nd Doug retells the story of his block being evacuated...and what is in store for his intern

 

May 3rd Doug gets fan mail, from a dope

 

April 28th boo hoo immagrants mmight get targeted, boo hoo facebook isn't really private...doug hates you all

 

April 23 Doug is reminded how much he hates comic books

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGdrillhead.html

 

April 20 Doug's back from New Jersey...he didn't like it.

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGfenn.html

April 10 don't be an asshole liberal...or an asshole conservative for that matter...

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpatsy.html

April 8th progress on the cartoon

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGcartoonprogress.html

April 8th  "Kei$ha"

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGkei$ha.html

April 6th A Cautionary tale

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwhateverifeared.html

April 5th Doug's bizarre hobbies

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGfoundonmybody.html

March 29th Doug has trouble at wall mart

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwalmartfat.html

March 21st Doug is tired of people who don't get him.

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpresence.html

March 15th Doug fights Zeus's other son the retarded god of airport travel

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGairport.com.html

 

March 8th watching someone elses downward spiral

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGletschat.html

 

March 8th Convention time!!!

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGupdates410.html

 

 

March 1st Doug recaps the eviction of his horriable nieghbors and had pics of the damage they left.

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGatlast.html

Feb 20th Dougs walk is interupted by a daydreaming 8 year old

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwalgreens.html

Feb 17th Doug has fallen off the wagon

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwhattosay.html

 

Feb 11th Dougs t.v. viewing

http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpickers.html

Feb 7th Doug solves the Haiti problem with Mcdonalds  http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGhaiti3.html

FEB 5th Some bonus pages in the works http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGbusy.html

FEB 2nd Doug makes more change then sense http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGvietnamjacket2.html

Jan 28th All the presidents ties

Jan 25th The true losers

Jan 20th your next president Sarah Palin

Jan 19  th the fly must pay

Jan 18  news flash from Haiti !  http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGflybeard.html

Jan 14th Fuck Haiti part two...who wants some?

Jan 13th fuck Haiti part one (i'm glad i'm rarely the object of Doug's distain...he's brutal)

Jan 11th Doug hates more things

Jan 4th 2009 a year of a-holes

Dec 28th year in review?

Dec 23nd  he's got nuthin'

Dec 21 Doug tells you how to get laid

Dec 6th a brief apology followed by the most horrible story ever.

Dec 4th ...oh he means it, trust me, he borrowed my camera to record it.

Dec 4th Obama and fat kids

 

Dec 3rd Doug really isn't an unhappy person...i know him personally

Nov 30th Dougs make another plea for everyone to stop using facebook.

Nov. 26th Doug gives gift advice.

Nov 20th Doug uses his birthday to set some things in motion

Nov 16th the nation rallies around a ten year old and a 98 year old

Nov 11th The impossible contest returns

Nov 9th Doug gives a second round of divorce advice...this time with a completely different tone.

Nov 5th the election coverage makes Doug want to turn into an insect 

Nov 4th what the f*ck is he talking about now?..yet another cryptic blog from Doug apparently written for only himself

Nov 4th announcements

Nov. 2nd divorce advice...and the like

****the following two blogs put dougs's backing of brett farve into some extra perspective...hate football?  read these blogs and watch the packers Vikings game...you might start to enjoy the game***

football is life (best of blog)

we need heroes not managers

Oct 30th Doug is actually getting tired of promoting himself

Oct 28th you are not going to BELIEVE that Doug has the nerve to utter the first line of this blog...

Oct 27th Doug may have stepped in it 

Oct 26th Doug is tired of giving advice to children

Oct 21  yes we're making a cartoon but...

Oct 21  Doug's personal hell

oct 19 richard belzer is a dousche-bag

Oct 11th Doug yammers on about the early days

Oct 7th Doug is pissed at people who are pissed

Oct 5th Go team spite!

Sept 29th Doug says you do not need to be miserable to be creative (that's the pot calling the kettle black)

Sept 15th Doug blames battered women for being battered...no lie.

Sept 9th Doug says it's okay to kill your spouse

Sept 1 announcements 

Sept 1 how to succeed as an independent part one

Aug 31 now doug's bitching at us for caring 

aUG 28 Doug must be feeling better he's pissed again

Aug 26th Kennedy died and Doug is depressed

Aug 24th Doug hangs out after a show instead of fleeing to a hotel and watching cable

Aug 21st Doug describes a nervous breakdown 

Aug 19th Douglas explains addiction and that some people are better than other people

Aug 17 don't bring a phone to a pipe fight

Aug 16th Doug has a brief argument with a Canadian 

Aug 13th Doug attempts to get people interested in a show by name calling

Aug 12th Doug addresses an e-mailers disappointment

Aug 10th Doug clears things up (sort of) and shenanigans at comic-con 

Aug 6th more nonsense

Aug 5th still o.k. Doug hasn't gotten any more specific but continues to blather on about being fine.

Aug 4th N.Korea surrenders prisoners to bill Clinton Doug says the reason is obvious.

Aug 4th Doug continues to assure us everything is A O K

Aug 3rd Doug is shaking it off...we're not sure what "it" is.

July 31 Doug is talking alot of smack for someone who didn't win an Eisner

July 28th Al speaks

July 28th Douglas is back from San Diego 

July 14th should tom hanks have health insurance?

July 8th Steve Vincent

July 7th douglas refuse to evacuate 

June 29th Jamie Foxx is a dipshit

june 25 Douglas couldn't be happier that Jackson is dead.

june 24th Doug approves of an Obama policy

June 22nd last week

June 8th  Doug explains David Carradnie's death 

June 2nd  Douglas explains that the american dream isn't dead unless you are a big fat loser

June 1st what did i just say?!  doug plugs his new book some more

May 29th get to work

May 26 Douglas makes an apology

May 21 Douglas gives you a pep talk if you can't afford college

May 18th Doug explains why communism sucks

May 14th doug contemplates suicide...how's THAT for a teaser???

May 11 Doug reflects on the past...surprise surprise it's meloncali

MAY 11 HOW TO VOTE FOR ARSENIC LULLABY FOR THE EISNER AWARD

May 9th douglas is clearly pissed...but he's all over the map

May 8th Doug's neighbor makes a discovery

May 7th doug takes some advice, plus;Brett Farve and Ms.California 

May 4th Doug would like to remind you that he is real

May 3rd free comic book day

April 30th you don't have the swine flu

April 27th mncba con...this is how it's done you assholes

April 21 FXshow...truely truely awful

APRIL 13TH douglas broke his finger

APRIL 9TH stuff we should have told you

Apri4th Douglas get's nominated for an Eisner Award...

April 3rd  Doug's picks for this weekends big sporting event wrestlemania!

APRIL1 dOUGLAS TRIES TO STOP YOU FROM WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS LIVES

March 30th Douglas watched a monkey in a pink suit in a mansion.

March 26th Douglas almost won an award once...

March 25th fan reaction to Douglas' pending retirement

March 24th Obama gave a press conference...are you sitting down?...Doug approved!

March 21st  Mad is down!

March 21st this is your pilot speaking...who has a cookie?

March 16th an ally moves into the nieghborhood

March 16th doug explains what he does all day 

March 13 think it would be fun to live next to Doug? think again

March 13 Doug thinks john stewart needs to remember he is just a jerk who ripped off SNL's news segment.

March 12 George Bushs third term is off to a fine start

March 9 Douglas set up shop at a horror convention, what are the odds he came back with something to complain about?

March 5th Douglas wishes he was a democrate so he could laugh at these republican fools.

March 2 Carly Simon replaces Rachael Maddow

 March 2  news, autographs, and con men needed

Feb 26th you asking for free passes every year does not make us friends

Feb 24 stop being used you idiots

Feb 24th no hugs please

Feb 23rd Douglas teaches you how to recongnize a flimsily argument and hopefully stops the next wave of jerkoffs

Feb 22nd  Douglas went to his grade school reunion, is there a psychiatrist in the house?

feb 22nd  Doulgas responds to some real knuckleheads

Feb 19th can you read as fast as a congressman?

Feb 19th guess who got pinkeye!

Feb 17th Douglas complains about the movie saturday night fever...?  that movie came out like thirty years ago...he MUST be low on material lets hope this winter ends soon so he can go outside, get into trouble and write some real blogs again.

Feb 15th Douglas tells of nearly being killed be a refrigerator

Feb 11th  Douglas takes the side of a "pedophile 

FEB 10TH  Douglas returns from New York

Jan 31st  more losers complain about being losers

jan 31st Class reunion?

jan 30th Doug has a new sweetheart

JAN 28TH Doug looks over his e-mail box surprise, surprise it's filled with complaints

JAN 28TH  Doug is told not to hate by a public service commercial...predictably it makeS him hate more

Jan 26th Doug's writers block continues

Jan 25th Doug is getting ready for the NY comic-con and laughing to himself about the fall of Cold Cut

Jan 23rd alternate universe.

Jan 20th don't go to sleep now!  Doug's fellow man once again makes him want to hide under his bed with a rifle.

Jan 2oth rapid fire brief thoughts that Doug should have mentioned earlier

Jan 19th Doug is sick of life Doug struggles to find joy in anything EVEN a movie about someone more miserable than him

Jan 16th loud children and jews

Jan 14th New location, new distributor

jan 12 Obama meets spiderman

Jan 9th--2012 the day everything continued on as though a bunch of loin clothed stone pounders never existed at all 

JAN 7TH EBAY AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS

JAN 7TH IMPOSSIBLE CONTEST

Jan 5th this is why you shouldn't listen to people

Jan 5th out with the old, in with the new

Dec 30th facebooks sucks a big strechmarked boob and if you like facebook you must like big strechmarked boobs too...freak

Dec 29 Doug's thought's on the holocaust 

Dec 25rd Doug sees a Ghost

Dec 25 Doug goes to church and can now tell you everything that is wrong with the Catholic church and one thing it's got going for it.

Do You know what today is? Doug tells of his Christmas Eve Tradition

Dec 23 Christmas is about family Doug relays a story about a family coming together

dec 20 survivor man=douschebag doug rambles on about a t.v. show that has been on for two years

     part 2 still going on about it

Dec 19th my judgment is in question  douglas admits he may be very very wrong                       

Dec 16th some guy who looks like John Belushi threw his shoes at the president

 

 

"BEST OF" blogs

(previous blogs that people requested I waste my time digging up rather than them looking through the old myspace blogs themselves)

sex and chocolate cake-advice for the youngsters from Doug  

On the Bus-Doug takes the bus and causes trouble at the library

best buy at war-Doug uses drastic measures to return a scanner

mystery woman-Doug is smitten with a local woman...with a secret

HOT! trouble at the gas station

fire trucks-the day the fire trucks came to Doug,s housE

El camino project-a 2nd engine is found and purchased for Doug's El camino BUT THERE IS A CATCH

bill hicks-doug finally heard a Bill Hicks CD

Gangland doug hears that a Gang's territory now encompasses his block)

traffic court doug goes to court)

veterans Doug hates our vets?)

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HELP PEOPLE

(Douglas helps a total stranger move)

I HATE NERDS

(Doug's Myspace page is "hacked" into. this strange new process upsets him)

THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER

(A pro wrestler kills his retarded son...hilarity ensues)