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MOST RECENT BLOGs
sEPT 4TH GOINGS ON AND CALL FOR INPUT
Sept 2 Doug gives advice on writing
Sept 1 Misc. News
Sept 1 Doug cleans out his office
Aug 25th Doug recaps the worst comic -con in recent memory
Aug 20 Doug pleads for you to use your fuckng brains when reading these blogs
Aug 17th Doug's thoughts on a Moque at ground zero
Aug 15th Doug has words for people who wouldn't leave him alone
Aug 10th Doug rembers art class
Aug 7th poerty
July 30h the cartoon pilot is done
July 29th Comic-con recap
June 25th Doug's diet plan
june 8th someone thinks Doug is "being a dick"...no serioulsy, that's what he told him...can you guess his response?
june 7th Doug says - start spending $
june 1st Doug attends LZ Lambeau
May 8th Doug is on a discussion panel...make that Doug IS the discussion panel
May 2nd Doug retells the story of his block being evacuated...and what is in store for his intern
May 3rd Doug gets fan mail, from a dope
April 28th boo hoo immagrants mmight get targeted, boo hoo facebook isn't really private...doug hates you all
April 23 Doug is reminded how much he hates comic books
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGdrillhead.html
April 20 Doug's back from New Jersey...he didn't like it.
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGfenn.html
April 10 don't be an asshole liberal...or an asshole conservative for that matter...
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpatsy.html
April 8th progress on the cartoon
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGcartoonprogress.html
April 8th "Kei$ha"
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGkei$ha.html
April 6th A Cautionary tale
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwhateverifeared.html
April 5th Doug's bizarre hobbies
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGfoundonmybody.html
March 29th Doug has trouble at wall mart
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwalmartfat.html
March 21st Doug is tired of people who don't get him.
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpresence.html
March 15th Doug fights Zeus's other son the retarded god of airport travel
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGairport.com.html
March 8th watching someone elses downward spiral
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGletschat.html
March 8th Convention time!!!
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGupdates410.html
March 1st Doug recaps the eviction of his horriable nieghbors and had pics of the damage they left.
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGatlast.html
Feb 20th Dougs walk is interupted by a daydreaming 8 year old
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwalgreens.html
Feb 17th Doug has fallen off the wagon
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGwhattosay.html
Feb 11th Dougs t.v. viewing
http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGpickers.html
Feb 7th Doug solves the Haiti problem with Mcdonalds http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGhaiti3.html
FEB 5th Some bonus pages in the works http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGbusy.html
FEB 2nd Doug makes more change then sense http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGvietnamjacket2.html
Jan 28th All the presidents ties
Jan 25th The true losers
Jan 20th your next president Sarah Palin
Jan 19 th the fly must pay
Jan 18 news flash from Haiti ! http://www.arseniclullabies.com/BLOGflybeard.html
Jan 14th Fuck Haiti part two...who wants some?
Jan 13th fuck Haiti part one (i'm glad i'm rarely the object of Doug's distain...he's brutal)
Jan 11th Doug hates more things
Jan 4th 2009 a year of a-holes
Dec 28th year in review?
Dec 23nd he's got nuthin'
Dec 21 Doug tells you how to get laid
Dec 6th a brief apology followed by the most horrible story ever.
Dec 4th ...oh he means it, trust me, he borrowed my camera to record it.
Dec 4th Obama and fat kids
Dec 3rd Doug really isn't an unhappy person...i know him personally
Nov 30th Dougs make another plea for everyone to stop using facebook.
Nov. 26th Doug gives gift advice.
Nov 20th Doug uses his birthday to set some things in motion
Nov 16th the nation rallies around a ten year old and a 98 year old
Nov 11th The impossible contest returns
Nov 9th Doug gives a second round of divorce advice...this time with a completely different tone.
Nov 5th the election coverage makes Doug want to turn into an insect
Nov 4th what the f*ck is he talking about now?..yet another cryptic blog from Doug apparently written for only himself
Nov 4th announcements
Nov. 2nd divorce advice...and the like
****the following two blogs put dougs's backing of brett farve into some extra perspective...hate football? read these blogs and watch the packers Vikings game...you might start to enjoy the game***
football is life (best of blog)
we need heroes not managers
Oct 30th Doug is actually getting tired of promoting himself
Oct 28th you are not going to BELIEVE that Doug has the nerve to utter the first line of this blog...
Oct 27th Doug may have stepped in it
Oct 26th Doug is tired of giving advice to children
Oct 21 yes we're making a cartoon but...
Oct 21 Doug's personal hell
oct 19 richard belzer is a dousche-bag
Oct 11th Doug yammers on about the early days
Oct 7th Doug is pissed at people who are pissed
Oct 5th Go team spite!
Sept 29th Doug says you do not need to be miserable to be creative (that's the pot calling the kettle black)
Sept 15th Doug blames battered women for being battered...no lie.
Sept 9th Doug says it's okay to kill your spouse
Sept 1 announcements
Sept 1 how to succeed as an independent part one
Aug 31 now doug's bitching at us for caring
aUG 28 Doug must be feeling better he's pissed again
Aug 26th Kennedy died and Doug is depressed
Aug 24th Doug hangs out after a show instead of fleeing to a hotel and watching cable
Aug 21st Doug describes a nervous breakdown
Aug 19th Douglas explains addiction and that some people are better than other people
Aug 17 don't bring a phone to a pipe fight
Aug 16th Doug has a brief argument with a Canadian
Aug 13th Doug attempts to get people interested in a show by name calling
Aug 12th Doug addresses an e-mailers disappointment
Aug 10th Doug clears things up (sort of) and shenanigans at comic-con
Aug 6th more nonsense
Aug 5th still o.k. Doug hasn't gotten any more specific but continues to blather on about being fine.
Aug 4th N.Korea surrenders prisoners to bill Clinton Doug says the reason is obvious.
Aug 4th Doug continues to assure us everything is A O K
Aug 3rd Doug is shaking it off...we're not sure what "it" is.
July 31 Doug is talking alot of smack for someone who didn't win an Eisner
July 28th Al speaks
July 28th Douglas is back from San Diego
July 14th should tom hanks have health insurance?
July 8th Steve Vincent
July 7th douglas refuse to evacuate
June 29th Jamie Foxx is a dipshit
june 25 Douglas couldn't be happier that Jackson is dead.
june 24th Doug approves of an Obama policy
June 22nd last week
June 8th Doug explains David Carradnie's death
June 2nd Douglas explains that the american dream isn't dead unless you are a big fat loser
June 1st what did i just say?! doug plugs his new book some more
May 29th get to work
May 26 Douglas makes an apology
May 21 Douglas gives you a pep talk if you can't afford college
May 18th Doug explains why communism sucks
May 14th doug contemplates suicide...how's THAT for a teaser???
May 11 Doug reflects on the past...surprise surprise it's meloncali
MAY 11 HOW TO VOTE FOR ARSENIC LULLABY FOR THE EISNER AWARD
May 9th douglas is clearly pissed...but he's all over the map
May 8th Doug's neighbor makes a discovery
May 7th doug takes some advice, plus;Brett Farve and Ms.California
May 4th Doug would like to remind you that he is real
May 3rd free comic book day
April 30th you don't have the swine flu
April 27th mncba con...this is how it's done you assholes
April 21 FXshow...truely truely awful
APRIL 13TH douglas broke his finger
APRIL 9TH stuff we should have told you
Apri4th Douglas get's nominated for an Eisner Award...
April 3rd Doug's picks for this weekends big sporting event wrestlemania!
APRIL1 dOUGLAS TRIES TO STOP YOU FROM WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS LIVES
March 30th Douglas watched a monkey in a pink suit in a mansion.
March 26th Douglas almost won an award once...
March 25th fan reaction to Douglas' pending retirement
March 24th Obama gave a press conference...are you sitting down?...Doug approved!
March 21st Mad is down!
March 21st this is your pilot speaking...who has a cookie?
March 16th an ally moves into the nieghborhood
March 16th doug explains what he does all day
March 13 think it would be fun to live next to Doug? think again
March 13 Doug thinks john stewart needs to remember he is just a jerk who ripped off SNL's news segment.
March 12 George Bushs third term is off to a fine start
March 9 Douglas set up shop at a horror convention, what are the odds he came back with something to complain about?
March 5th Douglas wishes he was a democrate so he could laugh at these republican fools.
March 2 Carly Simon replaces Rachael Maddow
March 2 news, autographs, and con men needed
Feb 26th you asking for free passes every year does not make us friends
Feb 24 stop being used you idiots
Feb 24th no hugs please
Feb 23rd Douglas teaches you how to recongnize a flimsily argument and hopefully stops the next wave of jerkoffs
Feb 22nd Douglas went to his grade school reunion, is there a psychiatrist in the house?
feb 22nd Doulgas responds to some real knuckleheads
Feb 19th can you read as fast as a congressman?
Feb 19th guess who got pinkeye!
Feb 17th Douglas complains about the movie saturday night fever...? that movie came out like thirty years ago...he MUST be low on material lets hope this winter ends soon so he can go outside, get into trouble and write some real blogs again.
Feb 15th Douglas tells of nearly being killed be a refrigerator
Feb 11th Douglas takes the side of a "pedophile
FEB 10TH Douglas returns from New York
Jan 31st more losers complain about being losers
jan 31st Class reunion?
jan 30th Doug has a new sweetheart
JAN 28TH Doug looks over his e-mail box surprise, surprise it's filled with complaints
JAN 28TH Doug is told not to hate by a public service commercial...predictably it makeS him hate more
Jan 26th Doug's writers block continues
Jan 25th Doug is getting ready for the NY comic-con and laughing to himself about the fall of Cold Cut
Jan 23rd alternate universe.
Jan 20th don't go to sleep now! Doug's fellow man once again makes him want to hide under his bed with a rifle.
Jan 2oth rapid fire brief thoughts that Doug should have mentioned earlier
Jan 19th Doug is sick of life Doug struggles to find joy in anything EVEN a movie about someone more miserable than him
Jan 16th loud children and jews
Jan 14th New location, new distributor
jan 12 Obama meets spiderman
Jan 9th--2012 the day everything continued on as though a bunch of loin clothed stone pounders never existed at all
JAN 7TH EBAY AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS
JAN 7TH IMPOSSIBLE CONTEST
Jan 5th this is why you shouldn't listen to people
Jan 5th out with the old, in with the new
Dec 30th facebooks sucks a big strechmarked boob and if you like facebook you must like big strechmarked boobs too...freak
Dec 29 Doug's thought's on the holocaust
Dec 25rd Doug sees a Ghost
Dec 25 Doug goes to church and can now tell you everything that is wrong with the Catholic church and one thing it's got going for it.
Do You know what today is? Doug tells of his Christmas Eve Tradition
Dec 23 Christmas is about family Doug relays a story about a family coming together
dec 20 survivor man=douschebag doug rambles on about a t.v. show that has been on for two years
part 2 still going on about it
Dec 19th my judgment is in question douglas admits he may be very very wrong
Dec 16th some guy who looks like John Belushi threw his shoes at the president
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"BEST OF" blogs
(previous blogs that people requested I waste my time digging up rather than them looking through the old myspace blogs themselves)
sex and chocolate cake-advice for the youngsters from Doug
On the Bus-Doug takes the bus and causes trouble at the library
best buy at war-Doug uses drastic measures to return a scanner
mystery woman-Doug is smitten with a local woman...with a secret
HOT! trouble at the gas station
fire trucks-the day the fire trucks came to Doug,s housE
El camino project-a 2nd engine is found and purchased for Doug's El camino BUT THERE IS A CATCH
bill hicks-doug finally heard a Bill Hicks CD
Gangland doug hears that a Gang's territory now encompasses his block)
traffic court doug goes to court)
veterans Doug hates our vets?)
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HELP PEOPLE
(Douglas helps a total stranger move)
I HATE NERDS
(Doug's Myspace page is "hacked" into. this strange new process upsets him)
THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER
(A pro wrestler kills his retarded son...hilarity ensues)
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