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ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS bomb shelter!
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Well, If you are like me the holidays are a festival of pain, loneliness, regret, annoyance and disdain ...a two month gauntlet full of reasons to cut our wrists and lay in a warm bathtub. So, let's hide here as the rest of the jolly ass world tortures each other with cheer, crappy gifts and forced family events.

For the next 2 months you can come right to this here page and fill your head with comics, blogs and podcasts that exist for one reason...MISERY LOVES COMPANY. so bookmark this page and give it a click whenever you fell just about ready to go apeshit on anyone in a Santa hat or sweater! And hit those Share buttons and post THESE little pokes in the eye as a counter to all the happy ass x-mas crap your friends are littering the internet with.

we will add either blogs, comics, or podcasts often until the season has passed.

The best way to get through the holidays is to STAY BUSY...so there is not only a lot to do here...but it is in no particular order and navigation is a crap shoot...you're welcome.

***THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS IN TROUBLE...THESE MAY HELP***

SUICIDE PODCAST

A very curt and frank talk about suicide, and the WRONG way to view it.  If you think it is about cowardice, prepare to be enlightened.  If you are on the brink, take some solace in his own struggles. "before you do that last thing...do anything you want.  Gave up smoking? f*ck it, smoke a whole pack. Watching your weight? Go get a slurpie...can't afford one? Steal it, give the clerk the finger on your way out"

click here to listen

SUICIDE BLOG

Suicide emergency instructions

Don't do anything permanent until you read this

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Arsenic Lullaby x-mas coloring contest has begun!  Click here to enter! 

Here are the entries so far (updated as they come in!)

Arsenic Lullaby Christmas Story!

Frosty the snowman part 1 AND part2

Downloadable pdf of
Baron Von donuts Xmas


For more comics scroll way down!


"best of" X-mas PODCAST!

Dec 20 2014-Doug confuses protesters and carolers, describes what cuba will be like after five years of 'merican tourism and plays the worst xmas music ever conceived of.

For This weeks Podcasts click here

FOR MORE "best of" PODCASTS SCROLL WAY DOWN!



"Best of" X-mas blog

Do You know what today is? Doug tells of his Christmas Eve Tradition

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FOR "BEST OF X-MAS BLOGS" SCROLL WAY DOWN



 ARSENIC LULLABY GIFT IDEAS!


What's new this year, and what we'd recommend for the weirdo, jerk, or unsuspecting victim in your life.



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CURRENT Rants!

-standard weekly blog here-

this weeks blog

x-mas?

Why exactly would anyone want US to be using the actual name of the holiday?!

 

-Hate the world right now? So does Doug!, argue with him on Facebook!
Only 3 rules-

 1-no mercy

 2- not hurt feelings

3- Your opinion must be from your own brain, so post no links

-Hate your job? So does Doug! see his daily struggles laying ink to paper on Instagram!

 

-THE BEST OF-     X-MAS PODCASTS!

Romance of the Damned part1

This weeks Podcast- After describing an unorthodox plan for making sure next winter is not so depressing, Doug wanders into the horrific land of online dating.

Listen here

Romance of the Damned part2

Doug reaps what he sows on an online dating site.

Listen by clicking here

Dec 25 2014

Xmas Podcast! It's breif, but Doug tells his tale of going to midnight mass

Dec 20 2014

Doug confuses protesters and carolers, describes what cuba will be like after five years of 'merican tourism and plays the worst xmas music ever conceived of.

DEC 10 2014

Doug decides not to kill himself because there is too much work involved, and briefly talks about riots and the CIA

Nov 15 2014

Douglas talks about his neighbors overdose and whether or not using a carpet cleaner would have been a good idea

 

Dec 11 2013 a one way suicide discussion

Nov 29 2013 Doug discusses the merits of black friday violence

Dec 22 2012 Dead kids and hookers...merry x-mass

Dec 22 2011 Doug gave CPR to dog , wants a suicide pac and has advice for pedophile victims

 

Dec 14 2012 Doug still has no hot water and compares sex offenders to people who tell kids there is no santa

 

A lot of yelling involving the holidays, depression and airport scanners ...enjoy

Nov 18th 2011 Compare your bad week to Doug's (hint,if a white SUV with black tinted windows didn't show up at your house...you lose)

 

 

 

 

X-MAS COMICS!

A very Clot X-mas

Frosty the snowman part 1 AND part2

Voodoo Joe X-mas!

Misc. X-mas

 

 

 

 

 

CURRENT PODCASTS!

Nov. 16, 2015-"I have to take some sleeping pills and go buy a x-mass tree.

Listen by clicking here

 

Nov. 4 2015-

Internet model leaves social media, becomes worst kind of human being on earth.

click here to listen

 

 

THE BEST OF- X-MAS BLOGS!

The Ornament that robbed my will to live.

Doug sees a Ghost

Doug's plan to turn his x-mas around

Do You know what today is? Doug tells of his Christmas Eve Tradition

Suicide emergency instructions

The REAL reason to get rid of Thanksgiving

How to improve your life (for real)

Doug and the spider

IF the X-mas spirit is making you feel like helping out, read this first.

Christmas is about family Doug relays a story about a family coming together

a brief apology followed by the most horrible story ever.

Doug goes to church and can now tell you everything that is wrong with the Catholic church and one thing it's got going for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Misc.

Here's a link to an online poster gallary!

Here's a link to some New Arsenic Lullaby Comics

Here is a quick clip of a serialized monster film we are working on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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