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Nov. 4 2015-Internet model leaves social media, becomes worst kind of human being on earth

One Essena O'Neill managed to convince our dumbass media that she isn't actually just the 2015 version of a tele-evangelist, but she is. Doug breaks down the story and her launch video until there is no mistaking that she is a vile predatory con man.


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Dec 20 2014

Doug confuses protesters and carolers, describes what Cuba will be like after five years of 'merican tourism and plays the worst xmas music ever conceived of.

DEC 10 2014

Doug decides not to kill himself because there is too much work involved, and briefly talks about riots and the CIA

Nov 15 2014

Douglas talks about his neighbors overdose and whether or not using a carpet cleaner would have been a good idea

Nov 18th 2011

Compare your bad week to Doug's (hint,if a white SUV with black tinted windows didn't show up at your house...you lose)