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April 6, 2015 -Romance of the damned

This weeks Podcast- After describing an unorthodox plan for making sure next winter is not so depressing, Doug wanders into the horrific land of online dating and describes what is available to him in his area. “This is like the online dating site of Dr. Moreau”.  We also learn his juvenile nature has possibly put his life in danger.

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